a manipulation of time and distance
the car doesn't work again. last night I ditched class for chinese food and bonghits. I don't think asian people like me.
I have watched tv almost everyday for a week and it makes me read a little bit faster when I think about the impending reward of television. I saw a commercial with some sweet little shitbag kid in it and I'm so glad cos it totally reminded me of all the reasons I pray to god I'm barren and lately with all the halloween crap everywhere and I'm too old to trick or treat I was actually thinking maybe I should have some.
tapeworms mad cos I told him we used to feed the bird teriyaki chicken. I know its fucked but I was 11 and it was damn funny then. even my mom did it.