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i decided i need to go on dr phil so he can tell jason how retarded he is cos i tell him all the time but he doesnt believe me but surely if he heard it on television then he would know it is the real deal. i like to put peanut butter and jelly in my milk and stir it up til its only slightly clumpy and drink it cos its sooo nice. monday night i dreamt that i could see thru my stomach and the baby was talking to me and had black hair i named her olivia and then she told me she was a boy. even my maternity clothes are getting snug it is going to take many many months to remedy this mess and i dont even get to start for another three months holy fuck.
11:45 AM © carrie
Man, I would have never let that shit fly. When the fuck did you start putting pb&j in your milk? Fucking weirdo.
Having a girl is gods way of giving back all the crap you caused your parents.
I will I had a girl instead god triple punished me with three little Croakers.
ps. tickles is right you are starting to sound like a mommy blogger :)
milk and pbj lose the bread is smart, i totally crave milk w/ pbj, or did when i was 7, now when i think of it i think of the smell of barf. oh great i will prolly be nauseous later thank you.
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