Monday, January 28, 2008

i need cornbread! SHIT!

i am half considering going back to seattle to stay with my parents for awhile. its really the last place i want to go but what can i say things are just not right here. he is wasting his entire life in front of a computer. i feel like i am the only person in any way preparing to have a family in the next 10 weeks. she will be born with no father listed on her birth certificate, and reality may as well reflect the same.

its not supposed to be like this damnit.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

gorgonzola tits

i decided i need to go on dr phil so he can tell jason how retarded he is cos i tell him all the time but he doesnt believe me but surely if he heard it on television then he would know it is the real deal. i like to put peanut butter and jelly in my milk and stir it up til its only slightly clumpy and drink it cos its sooo nice. monday night i dreamt that i could see thru my stomach and the baby was talking to me and had black hair i named her olivia and then she told me she was a boy. even my maternity clothes are getting snug it is going to take many many months to remedy this mess and i dont even get to start for another three months holy fuck.

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