look what i made!

jesus loves me. i had a four hour labor and birthed an 8 lb baby with zero pain. the most uncomfortable part of the whole experience was the catheter they made me get. other than that i dint feel a thing. i was so expecting terrible pain but the dr was like "heres the head" and i was like "nuh uh!"
i guess epidurals are the shiiiiit i kinda wish i still had one cos i got lots of stitches and when i sneeze it feels like they're ripping out.

ps. i have no hemorrhoids and i dint poop myself :D