Wednesday, September 05, 2007

welcome to my mommy blog :O

yep you read it right. if you thot my blog sucked ass before just wait until i start cooing about the fruits of my uterine cakes er whatever. i'll be honest with you, so far pregnancy is completely fucked. and just seven more months to go!!! im exhausted all the time and when im not sleeping i feel sick and have intense desire for pie and grease. i have awesome dreams tho. also im somewhat panicked about the whole birthing idea. but i guess its gotta come out somehow and im bound to wind up with a gaping souvenir of my stupidity. damnit.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! Talk about being unpredictable. A new job, sure. New boyfriend, ok. New surroundings, alright. Maybe even the announcement that a period of incarceration was imminent, very plausible. But a mommy blog.lolol Defies description. You'll need a stroller/baby/happy mommy pic for your profile. Look out Dooce, the world of mommy blogging is about to tilt on it's axis.

Raymi Lauren said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jorell said...

OMG!!!! ok i dont do drugs but i think somebody spiked my drink.. i know i just didnt read that!! WoW!! member when you said you would never in your hole life have one.. ill be more then sure to record you guys on jerry springer!!

Pause said...

Oh no-- errr, I mean congratulations. It is going to take a while to wrap my mind around this one.

Kathryn said...

holy moly!
cool!

CK420 said...

tell me a story mommy.

@bee said...

Awwhh.. congratulation, Mommy..mommy :D

Zoeyjane said...

you just summed up every pregnancy post i ever wrote before my blog became a mommy/whine-a-thon. keep the attitude about pregnancy, it will only get worse. i do so love your writing so far.

Tickles_Tapeworm said...

You better name it after me.

carrie said...

u have lots of cool pregnancy widgets