Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Burden in my house

today I missssed out on gym time because whoever said kids are a blessing obvs did not have 3.

Sunday, April 28, 2019

1th time I dug a hole and stuck my mouth innit

my hobbies include eavesdropping and righteousness also habitually overextending my time and then having a total grown lady fit of emotional immaturity. But otherwise am a real fun house we should def hang out.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Peninsulatration

Tried momming away from home today in hopes that would make it more enjoyable but as it turns out wherever we go, there we are lol I'm not a quitter but I'd sure like to be. This moment of honesty brought to you by blue dream and a coconut lacroix.

Monday, April 08, 2019

comatose commodity

There are some people who you can just tell they meditate and they're totally getting it right cause like they are genuine extraterrestrial super listeners now who posses calming abilities and they know things only calm quiet people can know and they are all humble confident and shit. It's fucking hot. I'm totally having transference issues lol. People should not listen to me like that because I will totally misunderstand that for love and I will probably get a boner and think about them all week long. Haha damn my life is sad.

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

I'm not sending my best

Holy shit I forgot how to internet. Use it or smoke it away if you'd rather, i used to know lots of things lolol when you have many responsibilities it's best to let everything else just kinda fuck off in the background.  I brush my teeth sometimes but mostly im feeding bottomless preteen pits. Oh and I and clean ..aaaaand clean and clean. Nor really tho lol im a liar I'm neglecting children as well most household chores. My life is one big hulu dab fest. But I work occasionally.6 days a week and on Sunday I get paid to touch people it's a lot like this blog but with lotion.