i dreamt i was at the fair an i found one of those chocolate covered strawberry vendors and for $7 they were gonna give me 5 dark and 5 white chocolate covered strawberries but instead i ended up with 10 chocolate covered skewered hotdogs but this was not at all disappointing (??) cos i dint even realize thats not what i had wanted until after waking but anyhow i was eating my hotdogs and they were melting all over my face and getting extra messy and i woke myself up trying to lick my own face clean which turned out to be completely covered in drool, not melted chocolate.
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:) i can imagine hotdogs covered with chocolate. doesn´t seem to be as strange as expected.
being pregnant is weird.
What would Freud think of all the hot dog dreams?
That would be cool.... but I would go for the strawberries.
Congrats Carrie! I am back and I just read your news! I want a baby!
update!
Maybee you just need Dick.
seems to me thats how all this started...
haha dicks=babies
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