i dreamt i was at the fair an i found one of those chocolate covered strawberry vendors and for $7 they were gonna give me 5 dark and 5 white chocolate covered strawberries but instead i ended up with 10 chocolate covered skewered hotdogs but this was not at all disappointing (??) cos i dint even realize thats not what i had wanted until after waking but anyhow i was eating my hotdogs and they were melting all over my face and getting extra messy and i woke myself up trying to lick my own face clean which turned out to be completely covered in drool, not melted chocolate.
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"your blog sucks and it's really boring and kinda idiotic."
"I envy you...being chased by angry, nude women with questionable sanity and broken English while some dude pushes fat porn on you sounds like fun to me."
"carrie, you are one righteous babe. i mean that in the most total way ever. Like seriously..."
"i'm just now getting into blogs but i think i want yours accessible to me at all times."
"she's a hitchhiking, liquor stealing girl who's spent time in jail. not the type of girl you'd take home to mom, but she'd be fun in bed!"
"I find you to have a really intersting personality, and will be checking out your site daily!"
"You can send me some naked photos if you want."
"I'm definately going to have to see those pictures."
"I usually don't go in for all that mindless hero-worship shite, but my god...you fucking rule."
"Carrie your blog is interesting to read but I have to admit a little sad."
"what a fun time I had here"
"...she might be best kept in the back rooms, doing repetetive tasks...not left alone with people...Carrie is living proof that dumbing down of educational standards alone can't produce the level of stupidity seen on blogfart."
-sigmund carl & alfred (simultaneously)
"wow you really THINK. are you a psych major? i hope you're going to work with people."
"Carrie, sometimes (often!) I shake my head when I read your blog, but you are just so...likeable."
"a crass name; a badass blogger"
"she should be embarrassed"
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