Wednesday, September 27, 2006

do you look like that because yer a lesbian or are you a lesbian cos you look like that

tapeworm is a total phlegmtard. every morning i can hear him in the shower trying to hork up his infection and i am always finding little chunks of mucous spittle on the shower curtain and it makes me gag. the first time i tried shaving i shaved off the back of my ankle or whatever the part that has wrinkles if you dont flex your foot. i completely freaked out cos there was blood everywhere all over the bottom of the tub mixing with the water and it looked like i was bleeding to death. also one time i fell in the shower and scraped my entire back with the faucet thing. that sucked.

ugh my cousin is back to being a dyke again all her girlfriends look like boys and i dont get it cos shes not that ugly im sure she could find a nice boy to love her despite her abdominal protrusions. well she tried to blog about liking boys and also had a fake boyfriend for awhile to try an fool me and it worked for a time until i saw some interestingly dykish comments on a few of her myspace pics an decided to have a look at this commentor and did not make it halfway down the page until i saw a message from my retardid little relative saying "im not out to family yet so dont leave me any comments about being a lesbian k" obvs genius does not run in the family.

Blogger raymi lauren thinks I am a total genius.

i want to read her myspace page too.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 2:12:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

aww im sorry i wish i could link it for you guys but she publishes waaay too much personal info

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 7:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

There is no such thing.

And I'm not going home until I get my iguana scrotum :(

Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:36:00 AM  
Anonymous The Moustache thinks I am a total genius.

I often wondered the same about dykes. Where are the hot big boobed dykes? I only see the ones who look and walk like hockey players.
Mind you they do make great lawyers.

Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:54:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

I love the old... "I can hide myself from friends and family on the internet."

Google makes keeping secrets awful hard.

Friday, September 29, 2006 7:16:00 AM  
Anonymous hodgepodger thinks I am a total genius.

those pigs! i wonder when they last had a bath??? yucky!

Monday, October 16, 2006 8:35:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

What's a quim?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:08:00 AM  

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