Tuesday, September 19, 2006

monotony monogamy

"show me the most beautiful girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of sleeping with her

rather crass, i think, but true. not just for men, but for women too. and it's not just that we tire of each other, we keep getting interested in the other items on the menu.

because let's face it, marriage is an unnatural state. the notion of staying intimate with one person for the rest of your life is akin to, say, being able to eat one kind of sandwich for the rest of your life. imagine that? tell me you wouldn't be leaning over the counter, looking at the day's special, wondering, 'wouldn't it be great if I could try that smoked turkey on rye?'" -dan cronin

Blogger kevin thinks I am a total genius.

Well put.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

WTF? You wanna fuck a sandwich?

I'm not good with metaphors.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:20:00 PM  
Blogger KSHIPPYCHIC thinks I am a total genius.

I would love a turkey on rye... ok, well I already have the turkey, maybe some roast beef would be nice??? :)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 4:46:00 AM  
Blogger raymi lauren thinks I am a total genius.

that's something ugly people say who can't convince one person to like them for long periods of time, people are not at all like sandwiches.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006 10:56:00 AM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

sounds like Carrie's getting hungry.

Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:23:00 AM  
Blogger @bee thinks I am a total genius.

what about showing the most beautiful girl and a bunches of GUYS that tired to sleeping with her?? and Ooh I love Tuna salad sandwiches...!!Yum!!

Friday, September 22, 2006 3:25:00 PM  
Anonymous The Moustache thinks I am a total genius.

Know what I could eat for the rest of my life?

Beef on Weck.

Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:57:00 PM  

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