Sunday, March 25, 2007

THATS TIT DIRT!

i think i bruised my vagina :( today me an jason went to the san diego zoo an i got sunburnt and saw camels and mini monkeys and a woman whose stomach was migrating down her pantlegs. then we went on the ski lift ride against my will an nearly made my chicken sammich consider reverse digestion. but now i am home and my arms itch and i have the sniffles. there is infection lurking in my sinuses i know cos yesterday i sneezed and the most amazingly disgusting glob of bloody green thickness landed right on my shoulder. it was totally metal.

Blogger Kathryn thinks I am a total genius.

i love that zoo.
soorry to hear about your vagina bruise.

Monday, March 26, 2007 1:45:00 PM  
Blogger Mike thinks I am a total genius.

Man, I haven't been there in years! Hope the Vag makes a full recovery!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 3:29:00 PM  
Blogger jaksplat thinks I am a total genius.

I love your bloggy style.

Saturday, March 31, 2007 12:50:00 AM  

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