Thursday, January 15, 2009

my uncle died like a month ago and my mom inherited his kid and his house and his business and does she share her wealth? pshhh. all i need is cable and she does not provide. im not greedy; i do not require a multitude of superfluous channels. in fact my humble request consists of broadcast stations only. just a little nbc is that too much to ask? not its not. but alas, i must suffer through antenna tv. i miss every third word of the days of our lives cos that bitch will not donate toward my need for a reliable signal. whore. of selfishness.

Blogger Kathryn thinks I am a total genius.

good to see you again. sorry about your uncle and your shit cable.

Sunday, January 25, 2009 7:22:00 PM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

Think positive. you can get cable on your own.

Monday, February 02, 2009 5:56:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

um no. i buy pampers on my own. i could use a little help with cable ;)

Friday, February 06, 2009 2:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous thinks I am a total genius.

OMG Carrie. What about February 17th, the beginning of digital analog?

- Danielle

P.S. There is Hulu... you know, the site that Reptilian Alien Alec Baldwin promoted.

Saturday, February 14, 2009 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

yo mama is po' colored folk. why the fuck doesn't your old man buy that shit?

my mama pay fo' mah cable.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

And wait? You're watching Days of Our Lives?

You *HAVE* become your mother... ;)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

that blows and is bunk.
if i were your mom i'd totally be spoiling you right now.
sometimes i just don't understand how people can live with themselves.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009 3:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MORE POSTS???

Friday, May 08, 2009 9:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Mike thinks I am a total genius.

Doesn't sound like you are asking much of her. Order it and put it in her name...

Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:42:00 AM  

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