Thursday, January 15, 2009

my uncle died like a month ago and my mom inherited his kid and his house and his business and does she share her wealth? pshhh. all i need is cable and she does not provide. im not greedy; i do not require a multitude of superfluous channels. in fact my humble request consists of broadcast stations only. just a little nbc is that too much to ask? not its not. but alas, i must suffer through antenna tv. i miss every third word of the days of our lives cos that bitch will not donate toward my need for a reliable signal. whore. of selfishness.

6 comments:

Pause said...

Think positive. you can get cable on your own.

carrie said...

um no. i buy pampers on my own. i could use a little help with cable ;)

Anonymous said...

OMG Carrie. What about February 17th, the beginning of digital analog?

- Danielle

P.S. There is Hulu... you know, the site that Reptilian Alien Alec Baldwin promoted.

Tickles_Tapeworm said...

And wait? You're watching Days of Our Lives?

You *HAVE* become your mother... ;)

carrie said...

that blows and is bunk.
if i were your mom i'd totally be spoiling you right now.
sometimes i just don't understand how people can live with themselves.

Mike said...

Doesn't sound like you are asking much of her. Order it and put it in her name...