Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I always knew the bitch was crazy, but damn...

my mom is delirious. I hope this menopause shit wears off quick, yo.

her latest:

mom: "when are you going to make me a grandmother?"
me: "..."
mom: "I'm ready to be a grandma"
me: "you'd better hurry up and have some more kids then, that's not my deal"
mom: "I don't want more children, I want GRANDCHILDREN"
me: "I'm 23, I'm unemployed, I'm still in school, I'm not married, I HATE kids.. and you think I should start shooting babies out of my ass?"
mom: "they don't come out of your ass. And it's really about time you got married"
me: "oh?"
mom: "you two have been living together forever now"
me: "ma, it hasn't even been 2 years."
mom: "well, you guys have been together for, what, 6 or 7 years? You know, I'm counting."
me: "then you can't count for shit; it'll be 5 in september."
mom: "well, you shou.."
me: "mom, just shut up"

Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

hahahaha its no wonder you go to the river to get drunk!

Friday, July 01, 2005 6:00:00 PM  
Blogger Ethereal Darkness thinks I am a total genius.

A child whose parents are you and Tickles? Fuck, that kid is going to be seriously fucked up.

Sunday, July 03, 2005 8:23:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

that's what I'm saying...what the fuck is she thinking??!

Tuesday, July 05, 2005 3:09:00 AM  
Blogger Martian Anthropologist thinks I am a total genius.

heh! Tell her to adopt a baby.

Sunday, July 17, 2005 3:47:00 PM  

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