britt is functionally obsolescent. today I baked a pie and got in a fight with a mexican girl at school.
some guy left me a voicemail about part time positions and money for school and I was like, hmm..I don't remember sending out any resumes but I wrote his number down anyhow and tapeworm said "so you thinking of joining the army?" and I was like huh? no not really and he said "whats this number for?" and I said "I dunno..someone called about part time work" and he was like, "um carrie, thats the army."
and I really thought his name was corporal. I am obviously a genius.
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Don't feel bad, Carrie. I've known guys named, "Conrad". HHHAHAHAAAA!!!
DUDE! So what was that fight all about? TELL ME! I wanna know what you said to the bitch and I wanna see her black eye. Well, back to research. UGH... I'm never going to get this done.
Yeah you left the best part off, what about the fight!
yure smrt
hahaha Carrie, I think he just likes women to call him that!
Don't educational institutions have to provide student info in order to get federal funding? There was some debate about that I think.
Obviously, your college does. that sucks the big one.
Britt's house smells like old sandwiches.
lol, you sound like one of my kids.
Hmmm ... What paert of being stationed in a foreign nation is part time? Seems 24 / 7 to me. The money for school part would be true though.
The military is looking for a few good potsmokers.
Corporal would be a pretty cool name.
You'd look awesome in cammo!
LMAO!
We've all had those moments not so sharp moments:))
YEAH YEAH! Talk aboot the fight!
Hahaha! Now that's a good one... thanks for sharing!
Recruiters are annoying and lame. And they're full of shit.
I get calls, letters and visits from them more than I'd like. Upon my next call, I think I'll toy with 'em a little. When they ask if I'd like to join their branch, I'm gonna be like "Oh of course! Men in uniforms are so sexy... I bet you're a sexy beast yourself. But I have a few tattoos... Is that cool?" and they'll be like "Uhh... ok... Well, most tattoos are fine. What are they of?" and I'm gonna be like "Well, I have a scythe any hammer on my neck, a red star on my right bicep, and Che Guevera on my forearm."
Think they'd call back? Actually, I'd expect them to be like "Oh well that's fine just don't show them to anyone."
Was the Mexican girl hot? That's a good thing about SC. We have lots of Mexicans and many of them are uber-hot. Next time, rip her top off then just to be fair, rip your own off, too. And take pictures. Pictures are important.
Pie owns. Sorta.
-=The Prynce
MMMMM....Pie ;p
Cat fight!
Pie!
Cat pie fight! Cat pie fight!
Cat fights pie!
I haven't stopped by here in a couple weeks and I almost missed out on pies and cat fights...never again will I miss a carrie post...
have issues much?
i read on madbull's blog that your boyfriend's gay ... and you can't even take the joke? come on, you're not a real blogfart until you can take a joke.
whatever.
do it!!!
Thought you should know I developed a How Fucking Funny is that Scale! on my blogy and this post got a 9/10.
Major, I could think was a real name. Corporal? that is pretty funny.
laurie- HAHA!! blueberry :) somehow I don't think I'd make a good soldier..
danielle and croaker- heh.. it doesn't make for a great story, but since you asked..
she was sitting in front of me in class and turned around to ask me a question that would have been more appropriately aimed at the prof. I told her I was not positive and gave her my best guess. to which she said, "no, you're wrong." it pissed me off so I was like, whatever. I told you I didn't know. and she continued with her argument and kept asking me to explain things to her and I finally said, "I don't care! you're the one who wants to know. you asked me. if you don't like my answer go ask someone else." she couldn't let it go so I had to get all condescending and shitty. eh, fuck her.
philogynist- yes I are :)
jane- if they call back I'll assure them I'm not their girl ;)
xor- HAHAHAH!!!
tapeworm- ferreals dude
kim- your kids sound cool :)
rich- dude yeah.. I dunno about that. like xor said.. sneaky fuckers
jj- well, in that case.. :p
captain- thank you :) I know that silly!
...its veggie, right?
zube girl- hehe.. yeah I thought so too :)
mike- ahah! thanks but a little dykish for my tastes :p
xor- word
diana- DUHRRR :P
mojotek- thanks :)
prynce- yeah just think of all the opportunity for rape I'll be passing up ;)
ten33girl- =P~ I KNOW! I fuckin love pie
rock- awww...I'm flattered :p thank you
d0rk- you can actually read mudballs blog?! did he send you a decoder ring or something?
ct- yeah it would be nice to get a VA loan.. :p
mister underhill- yeah well.. :p I'm just special
xor- perhaps I'm being naive, but I didn't think guys were really bothered by dating girls out of thier league. why question a good thing, right? I mean unless you have lots of money or drugs just be happy shes not hung up on physicality. we're not all scumbags ;)
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