Wednesday, November 09, 2005

"have you seen my baseball?"

britt is functionally obsolescent. today I baked a pie and got in a fight with a mexican girl at school.

some guy left me a voicemail about part time positions and money for school and I was like, hmm..I don't remember sending out any resumes but I wrote his number down anyhow and tapeworm said "so you thinking of joining the army?" and I was like huh? no not really and he said "whats this number for?" and I said "I dunno..someone called about part time work" and he was like, "um carrie, thats the army."

and I really thought his name was corporal. I am obviously a genius.

Blogger Laurie thinks I am a total genius.

so what kind of pie did you bake there, martha? ;-)

"Private Carrie" - that could be a movie, I think.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 9:46:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Don't feel bad, Carrie. I've known guys named, "Conrad". HHHAHAHAAAA!!!

DUDE! So what was that fight all about? TELL ME! I wanna know what you said to the bitch and I wanna see her black eye. Well, back to research. UGH... I'm never going to get this done.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:15:00 AM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah you left the best part off, what about the fight!

Thursday, November 10, 2005 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Philogynist thinks I am a total genius.

yure smrt

Thursday, November 10, 2005 9:38:00 PM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

hahaha Carrie, I think he just likes women to call him that!
Don't educational institutions have to provide student info in order to get federal funding? There was some debate about that I think.
Obviously, your college does. that sucks the big one.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 10:24:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

people that want you to die for them are sneaky that way.

Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:31:00 PM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

Britt's house smells like old sandwiches.

Friday, November 11, 2005 1:11:00 AM  
Blogger Kim thinks I am a total genius.

lol, you sound like one of my kids.

Friday, November 11, 2005 9:51:00 AM  
Blogger Rich Rosenthal II thinks I am a total genius.

Hmmm ... What paert of being stationed in a foreign nation is part time? Seems 24 / 7 to me. The money for school part would be true though.

Friday, November 11, 2005 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous JJ thinks I am a total genius.

The military is looking for a few good potsmokers.

Friday, November 11, 2005 4:47:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

As much as I like to joke around I rarely laugh out loud, but carrie that was damn funny. FYI "captain" isn't my real name ;)

Saturday, November 12, 2005 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger Zube Girl thinks I am a total genius.

Corporal would be a pretty cool name.

Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger Mike thinks I am a total genius.

You'd look awesome in cammo!

Saturday, November 12, 2005 8:27:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

"You'd look awesome in cammo!"

anyone looks awesome missing limbs and gurgling on their own blood! american camo helps you get to that level at this point in time.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 10:19:00 PM  
Blogger DIE! DIE! thinks I am a total genius.

LMAO!

We've all had those moments not so sharp moments:))

YEAH YEAH! Talk aboot the fight!

Monday, November 14, 2005 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

Hahaha! Now that's a good one... thanks for sharing!

Monday, November 14, 2005 9:58:00 AM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

Recruiters are annoying and lame. And they're full of shit.

I get calls, letters and visits from them more than I'd like. Upon my next call, I think I'll toy with 'em a little. When they ask if I'd like to join their branch, I'm gonna be like "Oh of course! Men in uniforms are so sexy... I bet you're a sexy beast yourself. But I have a few tattoos... Is that cool?" and they'll be like "Uhh... ok... Well, most tattoos are fine. What are they of?" and I'm gonna be like "Well, I have a scythe any hammer on my neck, a red star on my right bicep, and Che Guevera on my forearm."

Think they'd call back? Actually, I'd expect them to be like "Oh well that's fine just don't show them to anyone."

Was the Mexican girl hot? That's a good thing about SC. We have lots of Mexicans and many of them are uber-hot. Next time, rip her top off then just to be fair, rip your own off, too. And take pictures. Pictures are important.

Pie owns. Sorta.

-=The Prynce

Monday, November 14, 2005 3:27:00 PM  
Blogger TEN33GIRL thinks I am a total genius.

MMMMM....Pie ;p

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 4:03:00 AM  
Blogger RockFromDot thinks I am a total genius.

Cat fight!

Pie!

Cat pie fight! Cat pie fight!

Cat fights pie!

I haven't stopped by here in a couple weeks and I almost missed out on pies and cat fights...never again will I miss a carrie post...

Tuesday, November 15, 2005 4:09:00 PM  
Anonymous d00d thinks I am a total genius.

have issues much?
i read on madbull's blog that your boyfriend's gay ... and you can't even take the joke? come on, you're not a real blogfart until you can take a joke.
whatever.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 5:31:00 AM  
Blogger CT thinks I am a total genius.

do it!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 3:59:00 PM  
Blogger RockFromDot thinks I am a total genius.

Thought you should know I developed a How Fucking Funny is that Scale! on my blogy and this post got a 9/10.

Saturday, November 19, 2005 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger Mister Underhill thinks I am a total genius.

Major, I could think was a real name. Corporal? that is pretty funny.

Monday, November 21, 2005 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

pre-post-post

SMART!!!
tHE bride of frankenstein was a movie where i felt great compulsion to cry because the increadible looks of her just really put his half-assed stitched-together proto- look to shame. i mean, she was goddamn gorgeous and him... his head was square and balding from where a brain had been crudely inserted into the skull. geez... i think i feel insecure, imagine how frankenstein's monster felt when /she/ came popping out of that thing all living and shit... Dr. Frankenstein was a real asshole, you know that? he didn't ever think about anyone but himself. and necrophilia + hot-necro-on-necro action. heartless perv...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 3:25:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

it's really 6:26am where i am... 6:27am. i can't sleep EVER anymore. i don't know if it's hypomania or hippomania, but whatever it is, it's gettin' old...

nvjtjvjm <== this is a rediculous confirmation code. i almost didn't figg... gf... figgure this one ... figure this one out.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 3:28:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

laurie- HAHA!! blueberry :) somehow I don't think I'd make a good soldier..

danielle and croaker- heh.. it doesn't make for a great story, but since you asked..
she was sitting in front of me in class and turned around to ask me a question that would have been more appropriately aimed at the prof. I told her I was not positive and gave her my best guess. to which she said, "no, you're wrong." it pissed me off so I was like, whatever. I told you I didn't know. and she continued with her argument and kept asking me to explain things to her and I finally said, "I don't care! you're the one who wants to know. you asked me. if you don't like my answer go ask someone else." she couldn't let it go so I had to get all condescending and shitty. eh, fuck her.

philogynist- yes I are :)

jane- if they call back I'll assure them I'm not their girl ;)

xor- HAHAHAH!!!

tapeworm- ferreals dude

kim- your kids sound cool :)

rich- dude yeah.. I dunno about that. like xor said.. sneaky fuckers

jj- well, in that case.. :p

captain- thank you :) I know that silly!

...its veggie, right?

zube girl- hehe.. yeah I thought so too :)

mike- ahah! thanks but a little dykish for my tastes :p

xor- word

diana- DUHRRR :P

mojotek- thanks :)

prynce- yeah just think of all the opportunity for rape I'll be passing up ;)

ten33girl- =P~ I KNOW! I fuckin love pie

rock- awww...I'm flattered :p thank you

d0rk- you can actually read mudballs blog?! did he send you a decoder ring or something?

ct- yeah it would be nice to get a VA loan.. :p

mister underhill- yeah well.. :p I'm just special

xor- perhaps I'm being naive, but I didn't think guys were really bothered by dating girls out of thier league. why question a good thing, right? I mean unless you have lots of money or drugs just be happy shes not hung up on physicality. we're not all scumbags ;)

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 12:34:00 AM  

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