Friday, November 25, 2005

menstrual marinade

thanksgiving fuckin rocked. I started drinking champagne around 10a and managed to pass out twice before dinner. we watched the tom cruise end of the world movie and it was kinda okay until the robot spaceship things started coming up out of the ground and then it really started to blow. so I guess thats pretty much the whole movie. the worst of it was at the end when his emotionally retarded kids survived and I wanted to stab myself in the goddamn face but I just ate pie instead. plus I had to watch football and I think people were getting irritated with me cos I kept talking about how fat they all were. I hate having holidays at other peoples houses when I can't tell them to change the fucking channel or hole up in my room for bonghits. sharing is gay.

Blogger Laurie thinks I am a total genius.

you crack me up... Happy (belated) Thanksgiving :-)

Friday, November 25, 2005 6:51:00 PM  
Blogger Mike thinks I am a total genius.

Glad you made the best of it! You are too funny.

Saturday, November 26, 2005 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

you fuckin kill me carrie

Sunday, November 27, 2005 3:48:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Damn, Carrie... you should have come to our Thanksgiving. We had an Indian and a Philipino, and an ex-NSA guy (I've asked him if aliens were real TWICE and he just changed the subject), and Aubrey's Dad, and of course Jim (all he talks about is poop). All we needed was a fuckin ROCKSTAR! and Tickles. :P

I haven't seen that end of the world movie yet. Did they duke it out at the end in that church? I thought the old ending was gay. So, were they aliens or devils? Come ON PEOPLE! UGGHHHH!!! Tom is definately believes in aliens. And he's gay.

Sunday, November 27, 2005 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.


Sunday, November 27, 2005 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

I swear if I had a dollar everytime I wanted to kill somebody and just ate pie instead...

In fact, I think I have some banana cream pie in teh fridge right now...

Monday, November 28, 2005 7:43:00 AM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

Somehow you can make even the most meh Thanksgiving sound hilarious, Carrie.

My T-Giving was actually pretty rockin this year. No bad movies to watch, the relatives were relatively sane, and there was tons of unnecessary food was prepared so we all got lots of good leftover plates.

Monday, November 28, 2005 5:08:00 PM  
Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

The worst part about Thanksgiving at someone else's place is having to play nice... I hate having to watch the retarded shit my relatives pick out.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 8:32:00 AM  
Blogger nick thinks I am a total genius.

i like your blog. you are linked.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger Dr. Fil thinks I am a total genius.

Happy Thanksgiving. You didn't have turkey?

Dr. Fil

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:25:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

I'd like to fil Dr. Fil ;-)

Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:05:00 PM  
Blogger CT thinks I am a total genius.

what was funny was when they were in that basket and he yells everyone get down... LOL

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 11:33:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

lol... carrie, your blog is wonderful. don't change a thing. i just keep my enigma, you know. that means not talking about /events/ per se. i would actually love to talk about it, but TALK about it, not post about it.

continuity is sometimes a bit restrictive 8\

holy shit... wtf is this verification? arabic and sanscrit conbined?????!!!!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

danielle> you also needed a robot and a misanthropic TNBM christian-satanist

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 11:50:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i'd like to fuck dr. ruth.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger theKirkness thinks I am a total genius.

well, your ms.popularity.. look at all these posts! anyhoo, yea i hate holiday sharing. i hate pretending to be nice. i wrote a thing about that from my office xmas party sorta on my blog. blog. sounds like something you do after you eat too much cheese. anyhoo, you have cool shit on here. but i dont need to tell you that. youre ms. fucking popularity.


Tuesday, December 27, 2005 7:57:00 AM  

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