Thursday, December 01, 2005

exceptional my ass

I've tried to date a girl once twice but quickly realized I wasn't very gay cos I freaked out everytime she tried to kiss me.


apparently my little cousin doesn't share my affliction.
yep. thats her with her gut hanging out of her shirt(?).
dude I don't even think this was halloween.

she posted this on myspace and I'm thinking of making a christmas card of it cos my grandparents have lived long enough.

shes always sending out bulletins like "if anyones in love with me then hit reply" or "message me if you wanna know why I was upset after lunch today".

I totally got robbed for my soda by a retard one time cos they came out of the sped portables and I was smoking outside of the gym and one of those mongo sonsa bitches yelled "MMM..POP!" and rushed up, grabbed my shit and started chugging it and they made him give it back and I was like "what the fuck?! I don't want it back!"

Blogger grant thinks I am a total genius.

Pretty damn funny your blog. Keep speaking my language.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Rich Rosenthal II thinks I am a total genius.

The hat totally makes the outfit

Thursday, December 01, 2005 12:06:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

DUDE! Carrie's a lesbian! Carrie's a lesbian! HAHA! I'm telling Santa on you.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 3:48:00 PM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

PLEASE tell me what you did with the can afterwards! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Poor Carrie.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 6:52:00 PM  
Blogger nick thinks I am a total genius.

that happened to me once...only i had sneezed in my pop before hand. oh the mirth.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:33:00 PM  
Blogger :P fuzzbox thinks I am a total genius.

I think the Christmas Card would just scream Festive.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:52:00 PM  
Blogger TEN33GIRL thinks I am a total genius.

LOL.... That pic is too much

Thursday, December 01, 2005 9:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Ethereal Darkness thinks I am a total genius.

..................................lmao

Friday, December 02, 2005 1:13:00 AM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

"she posted this on myspace and I'm thinking of making a christmas card of it cos my grandparents have lived long enough."

LMFAO!!! OMG you are way too funny. They don't look very comfortable at all

Friday, December 02, 2005 4:12:00 AM  
Blogger Motherdear thinks I am a total genius.

Congratulations, Carrie! You have been nominated for Best Comedic Blogsite award for the month of November at The Order of Brilliant Bloggers. This is a grassroots organization of excellent bloggers who wish to acknowledge the excellence in blogging and photojournalism by others. Voting for the award takes places from December 1st to December 5th at 11:59:59 PM in the comments for each section, and we encourage your readers to come and vote for you and any other blogs and posts they wish to recognize. Limit is 3 votes per category, one vote per post or site.

I personally apologize to you, Carrie, because I did not see the nomination until December 2nd and you have lost a day in the voting. If you do not receive any votes because of this, I will gladly re-enter your nomination for the month of December.

Thank you for you excellent work in enriching blogging, and for your indulgence in my tardy posting of your nomination!

Good luck!

Friday, December 02, 2005 10:17:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

:-O I told Motherdear about your site :">

Friday, December 02, 2005 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Mike thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie, I'd do your lesbo cousin, gut and all, she is hot in the lesbo with a gut sort of way, not as hot as you. We'll miss the grandpeeps, and lastly, you crack me up! Just curious though, how lesbo did you go.

Friday, December 02, 2005 4:22:00 PM  
Blogger Honey Bunny thinks I am a total genius.

holy shit, that cracked me up! especially the part about sending it in a card to your grannie.

Monday, December 05, 2005 7:25:00 AM  
Blogger Walking Wounded thinks I am a total genius.

That's some funny shit! Especially the part about the Christmas Card for the grandparents. LOL

Peace

Monday, December 05, 2005 10:31:00 AM  
Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

Wow... I think I pooped myself laughing at your post. I think the "MMM.. POP" is what did it.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005 7:16:00 AM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

People are always accusing me of being gay or asking me if I am because 1) I'm neat and care about how I present myself to others, 2) I've gone to gay clubs more than straight clubs, 3) I love to watch drag queens perform, 4) I don't come across as an arrogant macho cunt, and 5) I have a few gay friends and they're the best.
But similar to you, I am assured that I'm not gay as the thought of as much as kissing another dude is icky to me. I have no real problem seeing it happen, but the thought of more than hugging a guy does nothing for me. lol.

However, I do think you're gay. Or bisexual. And no matter what you say, I'm gonna keep thinking that as to not botch my fantasy.

Someone else on here said that they didn't look comfortable and they're so right. That looks a little forced.
Don't get me wrong, though. I mean, I'd do your cousin and all (if not for the whole thing with her not digging duded) 'cause she looks better than most lesbians in my town and because lesbians are commonly clean.

-=The Prynce

Wednesday, December 07, 2005 3:27:00 PM  

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