I checked the mail today like 4 times before I remembered its sunday and is probably not coming. tapeworm and I totally hate each other now. I have to write a few pages on an article I can't find so we got in a huge fight cos hes a larp douche.
here is an example of how I am of sub-par intelligence:
*anonymous* told me I should pee on my tits and I was like how the fuck? what with a hose or something? and he was like OR you could stand on your head and let it run down and I was like WHOA. that had totally not occurred to me dude.
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carrie.. your a special girl arent you
I'm just not EVEN gonna begin to ask...
Only with Carrie would her first question be "How?" not "Are you mad?" "Are you ill?" or "Are you fresh from prison?"
I fuckin' hate not knowing its a Sunday or a holiday. I run out to the mailbox every few minutes like a moron. And everytime I go outside the same guy is always driving by so I'm sure he's laughing at me and telling all of my other neighbors that there's a 'tard in the neighborhood.
What's really bad is when its also raining. That means I'm gonna be running outside (without shoes on, of course) and darting to the mailbox and busting my ass because I never can remember that wet grass is slippery. And what's worse is that I have great balance all of the time unless I happen to be running on wet grass to the empty mailbox.
But I always recover right away and make the rest of the 15 yard dash to the box and back in under 30 seconds. I love rain I just hate when it gets on me...
So did you try the pissing on your boobs thing? Did it work? Was there a reason he or she was telling you this?
-=The Prynce
i think it's also a cure for athlete's foot. just another excuse to pee in the shower.
Dave's right. There's a whole book about pissing on stuff for good health.
Gosh Carrie, you wouldn't only have a golden shower, but also a golden beverage. ack!
Poor Tickles, you better be nice to him. :)
Aubrey and I peed on each other in the shower once... have tapeworm kiss you while you're peeing in the potty. It feels goooood... :P
BTW... I've been spending more time on myspace... I found Jessica Simpson and like 3 myspaces for Paris... HAHA! I'm totally going to tear them a new asshole even if they ARE real... :P
jorell- duhr :p
nicole- well when it comes to peeing upward I had to ask..
dan- ahahah!! yeah but thats because *anonymous* is really only anonymous to you guys. I know where hes from. and like I told nicole: you have to ask about upward peeing.
thomas- shit.
prynce- hahaha..NO! I didn't try it actually. nor do I plan to. and he said it cos hes tardid.
I would go insane if I thought my whole neighborhood gave a shit what I was doing.
captain- ah shit!
dave- and jelly fish stings (thank you steve o)
jj- and to think I've just been flushing it down the toilet this whole time!
jane- poor TICKLES?!!
danielle- I dont think anything in the world is going to convince me to kiss someone on the toilet.
ps. I highly doubt celebrities really make myspace accounts.
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