Wednesday, December 28, 2005

analumination

my best friend taya brought some ear candles back from michigan. yer supposed to put them in your ears and light them and they suck out all the ear junk.

this dude jeff wanted to try them out so me and taya brought the shit to his house. then we thought it would be funny to take some table/dinner candles and tell jeff they were butt candles and we had him get down on his hands and knees in his room and we stuck one up his ass and lit it and damn near pissed ourselves laughing at him.

someone has been ouside my window with a jackhammer for like 7 hours tearing the street apart and the only thing more annoying than that is how I keep getting super ravenous and making a whole bunch of food and then having to throw it all out cos I'm all nauseous and extra not hungry as soon as its done. goddamnit.

Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

we've called the cops twice this week about the fucker homeless crackhead g mfkrs over the fence and across the street. all they do is fight, yell so loud... soooo loud! and scatter when the cops come around so the cops don't stop.
my mother recieved her referral bonus cash from our apt complex for getting her sister, my aunt to move in. it was 250 bucks... after taxes it was 143. and people wonder why i vote to not vote.
also, i may HAVE to go on disability. yep... 25 and i think i'm really going to have to admit that i'm fkt for life for financial reasons FOR OTHER PEOPLE.
happy new year.

Saturday, December 31, 2005 12:53:00 AM  
Blogger Laurie thinks I am a total genius.

Happy New Year to the most unique and funny girl that I know!

Now, why didn't you take a picture of the buttcandle? That would have been a priceless Kodak moment! haha

Love ya!

Saturday, December 31, 2005 10:31:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

asscandles :)) what did he think it was gonna pull all his shit out or something?

Saturday, December 31, 2005 4:45:00 PM  
Blogger CT thinks I am a total genius.

Fucking funny.... and ass candle, oh wow... LOL

Sunday, January 01, 2006 1:35:00 AM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

Sad part is they'll actually start MARKETING these suckers in about six months, probably...

Sunday, January 01, 2006 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Triman thinks I am a total genius.

haha what did he think a candle in his ass was going to accomplish?? funny

Sunday, January 01, 2006 5:17:00 PM  
Blogger Marcus thinks I am a total genius.

I think that I love you Carrie.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

xor- I dont get the whole voting not to vote thing. but thats alright; I guess it just makes me one of those people :P
if you dont want to go on disability, try getting a computer job. you can sit at a desk just like you do at home. and probably get a better chair too.

laurie- thank you! I would have LOVED to have gotten a pic of that but it was 1997 and I had no camera back then :( damnit

danielle- hard to say with jeffy

ct- thanks :D

nicole- HAHAHAHAH!!! yes! and I invented them! hopefully they'll remember that part 6 mos from now....

triman- y'know.. I never asked

marcus- thank you

Sunday, January 15, 2006 6:05:00 AM  

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