Monday, June 12, 2006

he's a real pantshitter

tapeworm did not go to work today because he can't stop shitting himself. then the toilet flusher broke off (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I have no idea what I am supposed to do about that actually but I am hoping it does not involve having the maintenance man up here again. my place is rather trashed plus he is a total molester.

we spent the whole weekend at my parents house but mostly at the bar down the.. um, street? I guess. I got amazingly drunk because there is really nothing else to do and all the "locals" were completely obsessed that we're from a real city and wanted to live vicariously through my bra.

the only weed they have is brown and poverty makes me sad kinda so I shared mine and I think they may have mistook my generosity for kindness, but in truth was merely another opportunity for me to show off and act superior.

Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i feel sorry for tickles, and your toilet. i didn't realize how actively you have been bogging, otherwise i would've been over this way a lot sooner. you really do have an expressive art that sets a high standard. uh... over in my little sphere of the web, everyone thinks i'm totally fucked up and needs saving and criticism. i really appreciate you and tickles dropping by and leaving your respective marks of 'nonfreak-outiveness' (i'm coining that by the way).
i'm not really interested in gay man love enough to watch the film. i'm sure it's good, but i've still never watched 'X' (the malcom X epic film) just cause i'm not that interested. same with the other 29 Nightmare on Elm St. movies... the first one pretty much satisfied me.
parents are weird, mainly cuase my grandparents raised me and my parents didn't have a hell of a lot to do with it. my mom buys me liquor and a webcam and i protect the house. i.e.- i have no concept of parents, coming to visit or even not coming to visit. my grandparents are old and will die before too long, so i never really expected them to visit me, no matter what my situation. i will do the visiting with them because it is my duty to show them respect as elders. the end.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 4:04:00 AM  
Blogger Shy thinks I am a total genius.

I'm hoping it is too late to tell you this--that the problem is fixed, but if not, Home Depot has universal toilet kits that are super easy to install. You can even buy the flusher arm separate--it's only $3 or $4 and takes less than a minute to put on.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 8:17:00 PM  
Blogger raymi lauren thinks I am a total genius.

that picture slays so hard. i love walking around smaller towns feeling dead fucking certain that i am ten times cooler and better than everyone else.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

HAHA even going from Huntsville, AL 30 min. up to Pulaski, TN (where the KKK orginiated), to sing some karaoke is fucked up. Kathy's Tavern is in the middle of "downtown" and they have bras hanging from the bar and the girls like to play Coyote Ugly when someone is singing a good Hank Williams, Jr. song. They like to smoke weed on the back porch and this dude named Pickle happened to be related to another dude name Pickle that my sister knew from back home.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:30:00 AM  

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