we spent the whole weekend at my parents house but mostly at the bar down the.. um, street? I guess. I got amazingly drunk because there is really nothing else to do and all the "locals" were completely obsessed that we're from a real city and wanted to live vicariously through my bra.
the only weed they have is brown and poverty makes me sad kinda so I shared mine and I think they may have mistook my generosity for kindness, but in truth was merely another opportunity for me to show off and act superior.
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I'm hoping it is too late to tell you this--that the problem is fixed, but if not, Home Depot has universal toilet kits that are super easy to install. You can even buy the flusher arm separate--it's only $3 or $4 and takes less than a minute to put on.
that picture slays so hard. i love walking around smaller towns feeling dead fucking certain that i am ten times cooler and better than everyone else.
HAHA even going from Huntsville, AL 30 min. up to Pulaski, TN (where the KKK orginiated), to sing some karaoke is fucked up. Kathy's Tavern is in the middle of "downtown" and they have bras hanging from the bar and the girls like to play Coyote Ugly when someone is singing a good Hank Williams, Jr. song. They like to smoke weed on the back porch and this dude named Pickle happened to be related to another dude name Pickle that my sister knew from back home.
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