Sunday, June 04, 2006

why are you still here????

I am basically a genius at nutrition now although no one cares to heed my advice at all. obesity = retardation. seriously.

anyhow, I have decided that I will take zero classes this summer and maybe tutor people or get a job but probably not.

yesterday brokeback bob stopped by right in the middle of pilates cos he lacks the foresight to call ahead and see if anyone even wanted to see him so I didn't stop the entire time he was here. he lives like 40 minutes away and his wife doesn't let him get high so he just pops over whenever and says some shit like "I was just in the neighborhood" which is total crap so I won't get him stoned until he admits he came over just to freeload and hide from his bitch.


also, if you haven't sat thru the atrocity that was brokeback mountain DONT. unless you are into vulgar tasteless displays of homo cock thrust and tent desecration. with all those sheep out there they just HAD to fuck each other huh? I don't buy it.
to be honest, Im kinda hurt that none of you cared enough to question my judgement on that one. thanks guys.

Blogger jaksplat thinks I am a total genius.

I didn't know cumming was a one way street!

Friday, June 09, 2006 1:27:00 AM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

Brokeback Bob has you fooled he just wants to watch you do pilates.

Friday, June 09, 2006 5:20:00 AM  
Anonymous mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

So he gets to watch you do pilates until he admits he just came over for you to smoke him up? Hmmm... maybe next time you should act like you're taking a shit with the door open until he admits why he really came over.

Friday, June 09, 2006 6:00:00 AM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

Should I see Brokeback Mountain if I'm actually into homo cock thrust epics?

Friday, June 09, 2006 7:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous thinks I am a total genius.

WELL TELL US ABOUT GETTING THIN THEN dammit

Friday, June 09, 2006 2:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

oh come on - it's not like you ever heed our advice anyway.

I recall quite a few heartfelt recommendations about those fake nekkid photos which were *grossly* ignored. So there, take your up-the-butt punishment like a man.

Ahem.

Monday, June 12, 2006 10:08:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah... sheep. I didn't catch that until you pointed that out... thanks, Carrie.

BTW... Aubrey really liked that movie :-SS

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:57:00 AM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

I will nver say you aren't generous, Carrie. ;)

Thursday, June 15, 2006 7:43:00 PM  

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