Monday, June 26, 2006

faggoliath

this blog is crippling me. I have pictures to upload but I am too special to get them off my phone. practically everyone at the gh is a lesbian now so me and tapeworm ate cupcakes and synthesized vitamin d.

I called my dad last sunday to say happy fathers day and he was too drunk to hold a conversation so I guess it was a good one. he was introducing me as his wife's daughter which is probably indicative of more than just his stupefaction. I am totally gonna pull my hair over one eye soon.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Going for that Aaliyah look, huh? Upload some photos! ;)

Bruce Pratt , Bruce Pratt Jr. said...

Hey I'm from mass I play the piano for a living and im trying to learn to type as a way of procrastinating. (Way to many letters in that word to think about. Any way if you ever want to say hi. i dont have any "web friends" and I dont even know if my blog thingy is working

Kevin said...

love your blog. is there sunshine in seattle?

Bruce Pratt , Bruce Pratt Jr. said...

No not the reponse I was exspecting. But now I know that I set it up right> I don't get it though. What did you mean as far as the biggest fake blog site? I'm honest about what I'm doing. Unlike you.......No just kidding. I'm not trying to start shit or anything. My girl and I are just shy when it comes to people in the real world. Me, when it comes to meeting girls. Weird because I make my living entertaining people. SO I am hoping to meet a girl like this, but I'm not holding my breath or anything. I figure At least there is some posibility of that and what the heck, at least I'm learning to type while I'm doing it. this computer stuff that is,.

Bruce Pratt , Bruce Pratt Jr. said...

By the way. Since you are the only one I have heard from. I was wondering if you could help me figure out how to "upload pictures". I get to the point that it says "upload from your computer". It lets me pick a picture but after it says that it is being uploaded nothing happens. maybe I have like 500000 pictures somewhere that i havent found yet. I don't know if maybe I need to change the "format" of the picture or something like that. I hope not cause then I will be screwed. anyway if you get bored and you wouldn't mind helping with an idea, I would appriciate it very much.

dan said...

I prefer to synthesize chocolate vitamin D.

Danielle said...

Your dad probably does a better job holding a conversation than Aubrey's mother.