Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good slathered in mayonnaise?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from an abandoned church; a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of Christian Scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really METAL. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
2 comments:
My Master Plan (to take over the world) mostly involved tyranical oppression of the the populace and abusing my postion as Lord Tyrant and Benevloent Dicator for Life (its a title expect no actual benevolance) to live out unrealized hedonistic teenage fantasies.
This plan works too. I like big shiny metal doom thingies. Maybe arrange for a little thunder and lightning when I laugh all evil like.
I thought we already desecrated the internet?
I and think Carrie was referring to M3TAL \m/ T_T \m/, not just plain old metal.
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