Thursday, January 12, 2006

vivacious ass

tonight the korean burger lady said she thinks of me as more than just a customer. shes pretty much still just gonna be the burger lady to me. it was cute tho.

I almost spent $80 on a new case because I had a dirty fan. tapeworm thought cleaning it might be a more novel approach so we spent $6 on compressed air instead. I played with video ipods whilst waiting for tapeworm to check out and some haggard fossil came up and put his fucking hand on my ass. DUDE. and when I turned around and SAW HIM I almost cried.

I went to bed early cos tapeworm was acting all bitchy and emo last night and when I woke up I was still totally pissed so I just decided to go with it and that meant I had to take the bus to school which was basically like punishing myself because downtown smells like pee and there is no way to avoid waiting half an hour for the bus to show up and it was like 20 degrees outside.

he really needs to not piss me off when I've got shit to do damnit.

Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

I wish I had dirty fans. Or at least people grabbing my ass. Perhaps dirty fans grabbing my ass?


Oh, remember - never let personal stuff make you use public transportation. You're killing the ozone hole.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:43:00 AM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

I seriously might have to rip off that "ozone hole" comment because it was brilliant.

Don't you hate it when people pick BAD times to piss you off? They should wait till you're already pissed off with no place to go. That way you can totally take out your bad day on them. ;)

Thursday, January 12, 2006 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah, protecting the ozone hole is what it's all about, and anywho it's a rip off-palooza. It's not like I would find out where you live, travel three continents and the stalk you. Nope. I learnt my lesson.

But that is not the reason why we comment. We comment to talk about carrie and her being awesome. I <3 carrie. Oh lookie, I made a crappy emo. For those of you who only speak logic, it means that I love carrie; not that I am less than three. Althoug, when you think about it, I might just be less than three.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 5:36:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

It would have been hotter had the burger lady grabbed your ass.

And then had the 'more than a customer' speech.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:43:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

I don't know what I would do if someone grabbed my ass. They only do it to get you upset I guess so getting upset would probably be the worst thing to do... ramble

I just want you to know my word ver is way too fucking long and hard.. hahaha long and hard


Friday, January 13, 2006 2:43:00 AM  
Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

So did the haggard fossil get a bitch slap?

That's just creepy that anyone would do that.

Friday, January 13, 2006 9:14:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i'm not using blog expulsion...?8|
unless you are aware of something i'm not. let me know if i really am, cause i detest those fuckers.

Thursday, January 26, 2006 9:50:00 PM  

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