Tuesday, January 31, 2006

let them eat carrie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Carrie!

  1. The first carrie was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
  2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat carrie'.
  3. If carrie was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  4. To check whether carrie is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten carrie will sink, and fresh carrie will float!
  5. There are six towns named carrie in the United States.
  6. Carrie is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  7. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from carrie!
  8. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as carrie.
  9. Half a cup of carrie contains only seventeen calories.
  10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of carrie in a day.
I am interested in - do tell me about

Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

You're going to get all KINDS of quips about that "eat Carrie" thing. Consider this a heads up. ;)

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger jaksplat thinks I am a total genius.

17 calories! delicious and healthy. fuck yo couch nigga!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:09:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

So, do you float or sink?

Thursday, February 02, 2006 8:00:00 AM  
Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

Somewhere in that list is some real useful historical information... I'll be damned if care what it is though.

Thursday, February 02, 2006 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Walking Wounded thinks I am a total genius.

Ha! The mole fact had me rolling!!! Just watched a Sam Kinison video where he did the skit about people sticking gerbles up their asses. The public doesn't care about gerbles apparently. But watch people start to stick tuna up their ass and everyone and their aunt will be on the phone to their senator, "My god, these people must be stopped! Their sticking tuna in their ass!!!"



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