Monday, May 15, 2006

breasticles!!!!!!!!!!!

my cousins brain exploded last year. she married some guy she met in narcotics anonymous. they had a lot in common, namely 8 children and cocaine.

she and I were both adopted and my family was never okay with me bringing home black guys but it was fine for her cos she was mexican (???????????) and they didn't feel that they could expect her to keep it white.

when I was in first grade, my teacher had us cut faces out of construction paper and put yarn hair on it and they were supposed to be our self portraits. somehow I was surprised when she asked me why I had chosen to use brown paper for my pale face and black yarn instead of yellow for my blonde hair.

I had like zero white friends and I begged my mom for months to let me wear my hair in braids like the girls down my block had. eventually she gave in and sectioned my hair up in like 5 ponytails and braided them and put 5 of my little clips in the bottoms to hold them in place and sent me off to school.
heh. I didn't quite fit in like I thought I would.

Blogger Mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

But where can I get my own set of breasticles?

Monday, May 15, 2006 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

Strangely enough, I got weird looks when I got my hair braided before school too.

Monday, May 15, 2006 3:38:00 PM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

NOT asking where that photo came from. And I'm even more disturbed that Mojo wants a set.

Monday, May 15, 2006 9:59:00 PM  
Anonymous dvdguy thinks I am a total genius.

I've arrived via BlogMad, but I am shy and can't leave comments.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous thinks I am a total genius.

yes obviously.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:29:00 PM  
Blogger jaksplat thinks I am a total genius.

I thought they were called chesticles for some reason. Turn your head and cough.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

They look so sad...

:(

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:44:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

my sister /is/, in fact, black. i get her to get my hair did and no one says shit. i mean, you've seen the pictures... my cornrows and braids are the real deal. some might say that people pass it off as 'cool' b/c they don't have a black sister that can really do hair... but then again, it may just be b/c i'm a scary mfkr and i'll do whatever the fuck i want and they don't want spiked skull rings in their face. nah... mainly i think people never know what to make of me... growing up, white kids where t3h suxxx, so all my friends where of other ethnicity as well. i didn't have white friends till i moved to the mountains... we were still all alts tho... lol!

Friday, May 19, 2006 6:07:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

NEAT! Boob droppings.

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