Thursday, May 18, 2006

things that suck:

not having my shoutbox anymore. so what if I ignored you I still liked it.

never knowing the names of any of the famous people I am trying to talk about.
..or when I assign them names that no one else knows. and also not even be able to tell you what show they're from or what movies they've been in. this is a real problem actually.

not being stoned enough. wait.. I can fix that!

having people live upstairs. especially the ones that live up there now and DID I TELL YOU that I went up there and she answered the door in her bra? I told you people before that I am an irresistably unattainable lesbian fantasy HOWEVER annoying me until I come upstairs and knock on your door to tell you that you have succeeded in irritating me just so you can try and throw all your lesbianation at me in one.. um, door answering.. just goes above and beyond the call of duty.
I am way easier than that.

dawsons creek only comes on once a day. I don't really give a shit what you people think about it, one is just never enough. how did I used to manage when it was only on ONCE A WEEK??????!!!! baffling. I am totally retarded for that show.

ugh this list sucks.

one time I almost lost my arm working a production line in a magnet factory. I was feeding sheets of magnet into 2 big rollers that pressed them to adhesive backed photos and my hand got caught for a second. there is a button to stop them, but that was not my first reaction. it was totally stressful.

Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie you just don't post enough! Dawsons Creek is cool. I like that hot Joey chick before she went and become all prego and Mrs. I'm-not-a-fag Cruise

Friday, May 19, 2006 7:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

Oh yeah, you poor little thing you. Having half nekkid lesbian neighbours and an excuse to go visit them.

Boo fucking hoo.

Friday, May 19, 2006 9:16:00 AM  
Anonymous ocb thinks I am a total genius.

I just have to say the word "lesbianation" made me lol a lot! hehe

Sunday, May 21, 2006 2:50:00 AM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

Vacuums suck.

Monday, May 22, 2006 9:57:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

my boyfriend has an uncanny knowledge of actors' names and knows everything they've been in. even really obscure people. he doesn't know why or how he knows this stuff. he couldn't tell you much about our neighbor, though! it's funny.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:26:00 PM  
Blogger Morris thinks I am a total genius.

Got a picture of your neighbor?

Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

that man's got his priorities straight... ahem...

Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:42:00 PM  
Anonymous knekkis thinks I am a total genius.



Monday, May 29, 2006 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous gary thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah. Why don't you post more.

I think you should post more.

Monday, May 29, 2006 1:55:00 PM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie, only you can tell this story and get away with it!

Man, that arm thing had to suck.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:29:00 PM  
Anonymous mojotek thinks I am a total genius.

"so you can try and throw all your lesbianation at me..."

Hahaha! What kind of form did she use when launching her lesbianation? More like a shotput, or more like a curve-ball? Just wondering.

Thursday, June 01, 2006 1:01:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

I was stoned cutting sheet metal and there is this pedal that you stomp on to cut it except I didn't weigh much to stomp with one foot so I jumped on it and my fingers were in the way of the cutter... thankfully, there was a blunt guard to keep my fingers from being sliced off, but it didn't keep them from getting smashed. Yeah, it really hurt... I walked quickly to the bathroom holding in my wails so the boss wouldn't question how I managed to not be paying attention. I definately didn't need her to give me a DT.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:47:00 AM  

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