Friday, May 12, 2006

attractive nuisance

I used to hang out with this retarded girl named nikki when I was in highschool cos she smelled bad and had sandpaper face and well. I just looked really good standing next to her :D so yeah anyhow she pissed me off one day when I was at her house so I was gonna steal one of her cds while she was in the shower and when I was going thru them I found some shit she stole from me and I was like NUH UH BITCH!!!!!! and stole it right back. that cunt.

ugh saturday classes are gaaaaaaaaaaay. how can I be expected to read when there's so much beer in the world?

Blogger Waitresses thinks I am a total genius.

We love your site!

Sunday, May 14, 2006 5:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

This is not the shoutbox


What gives?

Monday, May 15, 2006 5:09:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

ugh. the fucking shoutbox domain straight let their shit expire and now its like some advertisement thing that sticks itself in my sidebar and then some crap ass search engine POPS UNDER and I can't have any of that so its gone :( damnit. maybe I'll find a new one but all the other ones I've tried have pop unders and ads so I dunno. GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 15, 2006 9:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

Still not the shoutbox. I'm lost.

Seriously though, I thought I told you to get a proper domain name and some room on a server - if you did, we could fix you up with a proper shoutbox, free and all.

And cross your legs young lady, that's no way to sit.

Monday, May 15, 2006 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the retarded monkey thinks I am a total genius.

I love how I'm able to solve problems just like that. Like if you're lying on the pavement, bleeding, I'd tell you how you really shouldn't go around being hit by cars.

All better.

Monday, May 15, 2006 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

Dude, all that time I thought we were friends cuz you LIKED me! ;)

Monday, May 15, 2006 9:58:00 PM  
Blogger Kathryn thinks I am a total genius.

that picture is gross.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:38:00 PM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

i need some drawers like that.

Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:21:00 PM  

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