Saturday, August 26, 2006

fear the walrus

i used to work with a girl named michael lynn on the beach and she was a dyke because she would always make me hafta do the really fucked up shit like talk to the customers an sanitize things and she thot she should just get to stand around frothing milk and gaining weight and i do not particularly like talking to people especially michael lynn so one time i put a lot of salt in her coffee and she actually quit over it. but after that i got to froth lots of milk and also talk to customers and clean everything cos they always hire pastry thieving lesbians to work at coffee shops and the new girl was to be no different.

Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

so were you the new girl?

Monday, August 28, 2006 12:22:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

sometimes its really obvious that you're from alabama.. ;)

Monday, August 28, 2006 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

Literary genius

Friday, September 01, 2006 11:38:00 PM  

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