Wednesday, August 02, 2006

my lover is your mother

my uncle hung himself yesterday. I was supposed to go to tacoma to see my family but I'm hiding instead cos i just dont wanna. this is the second of my dad's brothers to kill himself. I was 14 when the first one died and I went to stay with my family in spokane for the week and my cousin chris told me that our cousin dj, whose father had just died, was actually our uncle. I was like psshhhhh whatever and he said "no really, grandpa fucked dj's mom" and I was like SHUT UP my grandpa did NOT sleep with his sons wife okay..
and i told my mom that chris was a liar and I didn't like him anymore and she was like what happened so I told her what he said and she was just quiet. I said NUH UHHHHH what kind of father fucking family have you brought me into?????? and you've left me alone with these pederasts :O what are we mormons???!!!!!!!!! how could you just not mention something like that.. but she didn't really think it was anything to get all excited over :|

is it really just my family thats so fucked or am I'm just the only one dumb enough to talk about it.

Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.


Wednesday, August 02, 2006 11:07:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

aww thanks thomas :D

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 11:08:00 PM  
Blogger Jorell thinks I am a total genius.

i soooooooo agree with Thomas!!! i think you were ment for that family yo.. cuz your nuts rofl!!!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006 11:41:00 PM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

I agree with Thomas, still doesn't make it right though.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 5:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

I agree with Thomas too. Can I get my sycophantic merit badge now?

Thursday, August 03, 2006 6:37:00 AM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

You're definitely not the only one with the effed up family, that's for sure.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 2:44:00 PM  
Blogger kevin thinks I am a total genius.

Peaches has an album called Fatherfucker. You could give it to your cousin for christmas.

Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:41:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

yeah i saw the album cover a lot when i was searching for a good fatherfucker pic. looks like they could've tried a little harder cos mines better than theirs..

Thursday, August 03, 2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

The problem with this here interweb, is the distinct lack of high quality fatherfucker pictures.

Friday, August 04, 2006 2:35:00 AM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

I choose not to agree.

From my experience, you rfamily is normal.

Which makes this country completely fucked up.

Friday, August 04, 2006 7:19:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

YOU ARE NOT STUPID FOR TALKING ABOUT IT. you could be like your mother (as you and i have spoken about on a few occassions at length) and just keep it hidden like a loon till it just pops out like so much 'whoops!'

or like my grandparents and deny to everyone that your daughter who sleeps in the same bedroom and has been doing so with the same monogomous partner for years... of the same sex... is not gay. or be like my aunt who refuses to tell anyone that she's gay. IT'S 2006... WHO GIVES A FUCK! or rather... we /do/ give a fuck, just talk about it for god sake. NOT TALKING ABOUT IT HOW IT ALL GOT FUKT TO BEGIN WITH. EOL.

my condolences carrie.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 1:05:00 AM  
Blogger Carolyn thinks I am a total genius.

You see your parents wanted to keep if from you because they didn't want you telling all your friends when you were little and the whole town finding out. So they hide it from you, then when you find out you ave to talk about it because you're shocked. My friend's uncle was stabbed 37 times by a prostitute because he refused to pay her, he'd been having hookers to the house while the family was at church for years. My friend wasn't told what happened and she only found out when a new girl came to our school from the school my friends cousin went to. The cousin had to stand in front of the whole class and explain how his father had died, so I guess you not knowing had its advantages.

In short, many families are fucked up, and they all have secrets. My dad is actually a bigamist cause his divorce with my mum wasn't finnalised when he married wife no. 3.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:29:00 AM  
Blogger raymi lauren thinks I am a total genius.

i think you should write a book 1. yer talented 2. you have all this fucked up shit to write about and you write about it in a totally removed and detached way it's mind blowing 3. there's scandal and suicide in a fucking lot of families but this isn't a my family is more fucked than yours war tho one day i would like to hang out with you and tell you some things maybe.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 11:41:00 AM  
Blogger KSHIPPYCHIC thinks I am a total genius.

I have a sister-cousin... don't feel bad. I'm sorry about your uncle. I think everyone's family is royally fucked up. Really, can you think of anyone who isn't? At least yer honest about it, half the "blog world" probly just writes down what they want people to think they are. All the while they are sticking fried apples up their asses and humping a bean bag chair in front of the window...

Monday, August 07, 2006 4:16:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

shemales with big dongs... that's my thing right now. i'm not exactly half of the blog world, but you know... it's not always apples.

my uncle realized when he was like 35 or something that he was gay... left his family. then his wife realized 'hey! i'm actually a lesbian...' and makes a life mate of this girl who's younger than her son, who also, started having sex with dudes for a while before he got a 15 year old girl pregnant (he was 26). now he is married with 2 more kids and defends our freedom from terrorists by doing computer networking / hooking up wires.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006 1:26:00 AM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

sorry about your uncle, and your family in general.

your uncle is better off, this world sucks

Monday, August 14, 2006 3:39:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.


Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:32:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

ahhhh DAMMIT!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:32:00 PM  

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