Wednesday, July 19, 2006

slut blog

tapeworm and I are leaving each other for the same woman.
I know she wants me tho ;)
..right after iggy pop and some guy from texas,
but thats alright cos I dig leftovers.
besides, he will ignore you for video games - I will at least give you a turn. eh? who loves ya?

tix did not work today (again!!) so I made him try yoga (again!!)
..he is not so pliable really :(
I thought yoga was for everyone but even the modifications make him scream.


my mom likes to call me and gossip about everyone she knows and then make friends with them again and tell them everything I said about them while she was upset. also, she is referring to tapeworm as my "roommate" now??? unfortunately my parents were serious about moving back here. they've already bought some tiny house by my grandpa with a bathroom half the size of the one in my apartment you pretty much have to pee in the shower and wash your hands in the toilet. but they don't care cos at least they'll be living within 40 miles of a grocery store again. ..oh, and me :S

Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

Can I dislike your mom?

I mean, you can dislike mine for me.

I think that's acceptable under the Geneva Convention.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 8:46:00 AM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

"Roommate" huh? My boyfriend is referred to as my "friend".

Thursday, July 20, 2006 2:18:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous Erotica Writer thinks I am a total genius.

Love this pic!

Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:20:00 PM  
Blogger rebeleyeball thinks I am a total genius.

I really so think you are a total genius. I really enjoy reading your blog, so I decided to blogroll you.

Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger Bill thinks I am a total genius.

I really enjoy your writing, and look forward to all your future posts. Keep up the good work and Thanks. Bill

Monday, July 24, 2006 6:11:00 AM  
Blogger DINK PINK thinks I am a total genius.

I TO ENJOY READING YOUR BLOG, YOU ARE SO VERY INTERESTING AND ADICTIVE!

Monday, July 24, 2006 7:30:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

hahaha.. I read the first line of this blog and knew it was about me. don't ya just love my ego. ps you know you're my first choice right? ;)

Sunday, July 30, 2006 6:16:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i love a girl... but he's an internet predator.

Monday, July 31, 2006 8:24:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Hey, you should write a memoir...

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:34:00 PM  

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