Wednesday, March 29, 2006

less fortunate than whoM?

my mom is being a total cunt and I have pretty much been extricated from the rest of my family because they are all insecure and intimidated by my genius and sheer earning power. I will be the most successful person they know soon and they totally hate that.

I have had a headache for about 4 months now and I think it might be a tumor or something equally tragic because I am feeling dramatic and I want it to be important.

for a minute today I was seriously considering volunteer work at a homeless youth organization I used to take advantage of and then I remembered that I totally HATE homeless people and the last thing I want to do is spend 20 thankless hours every week trying to help a bunch of losers who don't even care to help themselves. which made me question why I was considering it in the first place. and I think I associate that place with being irresponsible and having people coddle me for it. even tho being homeless sucks a lot, it is the ultimate vacation from life.

there is a noise war going on between me and the people upstairs and they are of course winning because all they have to do is run across the floor to be annoying and I have to actually stand on my furniture and beat the ceiling which is more inconvenient.

this is too much stress to have over something so insignificant but its also impossible to ignore people stomping and screaming and jumping off the furniture 24 hours a day. these people are totally fucked. if I had a basement I would hang myself in it. actually if I had a basement I wouldn't have to hang myself anymore because I probably couldn't hear them from down there. I would just have to only hang out in the basement from now on. which depending on how cool my basement was I may still want to hang myself in it.

I am kinda in a really shitty mood and everything I say sounds like whining and I am seriously starting to annoy myself.

Blogger rebeleyeball thinks I am a total genius.

I like your blog title.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

You make me think of daffodils and little pink bunnies.

Thursday, March 30, 2006 2:20:00 AM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

"See you next Tuesday." Say it a few times. Say it to your mom.

It'll feel better.

Thursday, March 30, 2006 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous thinks I am a total genius.

Angry, bitter, pissy...

I love it! Finally, someone I can relate to!

Friday, March 31, 2006 3:09:00 AM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

I actually had an MRI last weekend. Turns out I don't have a tumor either, I was in a bad mood the rest of the day when I found out. It's like they pass out tumors to people who don't appreciate them and you and I get nodda

Friday, March 31, 2006 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous nicole thinks I am a total genius.

I hate noise wars. That's the sucky drawback to living in apartment situations -- frickin noisy neighbors. Especially when they're doing it on PURPOSE!

Friday, March 31, 2006 1:26:00 PM  
Blogger Shy thinks I am a total genius.

what's with our mothers these days?
wtf are they thinking?

Saturday, April 01, 2006 10:21:00 PM  
Blogger Shy thinks I am a total genius.

Oh, and the mongolians that live above me(or whatever type of friggin asian they are) sound like elephants. I couldn't believe it when i actually met them. They are so small and waif like but they are so loud when they walk.

Saturday, April 01, 2006 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger candoor thinks I am a total genius.

you're really cute and I want to kiss you...

or maybe I just opened this comment like that to mock the superficiality of humanity and cast doubt upon the veracity of everything, even my casual attitude about the material world, casual sex, romantic love, and world peace...

or maybe I'm just in a weird mood and felt this might be amusing cuz I think you might understand a warped sense of humor...

meanwhile, enjoy the spoils of your labors and forget the peons who don't appreciate you as you claw your way to the top...

and have a nice day :)

Saturday, April 01, 2006 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger candoor thinks I am a total genius.

seriously, hope your head feels better soon :)

Saturday, April 01, 2006 11:00:00 PM  
Blogger Dave thinks I am a total genius.

can you link to my blog again? i miss those times.

Sunday, April 02, 2006 1:02:00 PM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i would associate the headache with the spring and all the blossoming shit. i haven't been able to breath and have gotten 2 sinus inFUCKtions where i can't hear out of my left ear since things have started budding. so... i would say mucus + air pressure (which i know is all wack up there) = lingering headache. which actually /is/ a pretty big deal, since you will live, in fact, for a long time, since it's not a tumor, and this will only happen to you more and more and the only thing that will cure it is lifelong medication that you can't afford 8)
so cheer up! you're FUKT!!!

(grats on being t3h sucksess! btw)

Sunday, April 02, 2006 1:12:00 PM  
Blogger Leon thinks I am a total genius.

I disagree with you on the homeless issue babe. I don't think anyone wants to be homeless. It's easier than you think to become destitute. Remember Trading Places?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 5:14:00 PM  
Blogger Nick thinks I am a total genius.

Your whining is better than most people's thoughtful posts, so please, continue.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 7:10:00 PM  
Blogger Kathryn thinks I am a total genius.

I am mad too. and al lil retardid.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 3:09:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

Sometimes I come back here to read your posts again carrie. I am in awe of your linguistics skills. No matter how much I try I can never say "cunt" with the same finesse as you.

Friday, April 07, 2006 12:53:00 AM  
Blogger quotidian thinks I am a total genius.

HOWDY! dropping in from blogmad! hahaha - yeah, i hate it when folks upstairs run and the floorboards creak....especially when it's 3am.!

Sunday, April 09, 2006 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger WAT thinks I am a total genius.

Ilove my mother, but I too seem to be erecting my own successful mini empire, and it makes me wonder if it isn't just jealousy the way she behaves sometimes.

Sunday, April 09, 2006 8:44:00 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth thinks I am a total genius.

Your family has extricated you because of your genius and not because they're tired of yer whiney ass?

Personally, I'd use your sheer earning power to my advatage if I was in your family...then...I'd throw your whiney ass out.

If you need any rope I'm cleaning out my garage.

Monday, April 10, 2006 5:43:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

lol, fag

Monday, April 10, 2006 6:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Rob In China thinks I am a total genius.

I am not sure what to say about your comments on the homeless. I used to think it was a choice to be homeless, but I no longer think that. I realized that a lot of things happened to some of these people which leads to a marginalized life.

Take your situation for example with your mom, a lot of homeless people do no have the family support to get up on their feet. A lot of people who are not homeless are one paycheque away from being homeless, and most of us rely on family support either in the form of money or free stay. If you think of someone who has no one in the world, and grew up without the basic knowledge of life which it was not provided to him/her, it is very likely that he/she will make bad decisions in life and not able to dig themselves out of a hole.

I hope you feel better soon, and rethink your position on the homeless.

Monday, April 10, 2006 11:52:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

okay. for those of you who have commented to tell me that you know more about being homeless than I do and that I need to rethink my position I invite you to fucking read my blog before you attempt to educate me. click on the link at the top of the sidebar and read 100 things carrie. because thats the least you should know about me before you make retarded assumptions. thank you and good day.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 9:04:00 AM  
Blogger Basketball Is Life thinks I am a total genius.

if you don't post soon i'm going to go down into the basement and pray to the sausage gods.

hurry the fuck up.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger icy_highs thinks I am a total genius.

sweet blog man, i like the background pic thingys uve done.n i hate homeless people.its such a pissoff people who think the socirty owes them somethng coz they dont have homes. i live wt my family but i have no life. beat that fucking homeless cunts.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:58:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

WTF Homeless people smell like a FUCKING SEWER and gripe over forty god damn cents so STFU please.

Saturday, April 15, 2006 10:14:00 PM  

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