Ever wonder what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ?
That's right. Jesus Hitler Christ.
Now, most of you probably have never stopped to consider whether or not Jesus and Hitler are one and the same. You probably blindly follow the absurd belief that Jesus was our 'Lord and Savior' and was in no way connected to Hitler, who was an Anti-Semitic imperialistic murdering fuckhead. But I would like you to take a look at the facts before you go on believing this rubbish:
-Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were carpenters early in their career.
-Both Jesus and Hitler were masters of propaganda.
-Mein Kampf is the sequel to the Bible.
Myth: Jesus was a miracle child, born to a virgin.
Fact: Jesus's mom was a slut and Maury Povich wasn't around to round up the herds of Nomads that she let plow her so she claimed she was a virgin. That bitch.
Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known 'amen'.
NOTE: Before you bombard me with hate mail...I am not the author of this swill, I am simply amused by it. Now that you're informed, bomb away!
Much more fun to be had at Jesus IS Hitler.