saturday I tried to climb in the back of the car and fell out on my ass in the middle of the student parking lot. I have no idea how that happened but like 6 fucking carloads of people stopped to laugh at me.
tapeworm and I broke up 4 times last week.
once over a movie and twice over food.
I cant remember what the other reason was so maybe it was just 3.
I've been nominated for the national deans list. apparently I'm ranked in the top half of 1% of the nations college students.
if thats true, we should all be very afraid.
I havent opened my textbooks once yet and I'm about 5 weeks into the quarter. I can only do like one thing well at a time and right now thats watch tv.
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I gotta say, I love your priorities!
And I have a mortal fear of falling. Not so much because I'm afraid of injury as I am being mocked by passersby. That's the WORST!
I hate school. All I can think about right now are stretch marks. I hate psychology because it's not all about serial killers.
I didn't open my textbooks for my whole first year of grad school, and I turned out ok.
I wish I could said I didn't open a book, but hell, I lived in 'em & that was just for JC. You've got to be a genius!
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you are a partial genie - us
have you been out of your bottle for long?
When will you be off the bottle?
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