I've been braising things which pretty much eliminates the need to chew and thats fine with me cos its one less thing, y'know. I totally freaked and thought I missed thanksgiving today cos I guess I've been reading canadian blogs and I totally didn't know they had their own thanksgiving. like a true american, I sometimes forget theres other countries besides the united states.
I saw a cartoon with 30 foot penis monsters flying around raping 13 year old girls. what the fuck is wrong with the japanese?
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I wonder how many weird search engine results youre gonna get with this post. Or how many people are gonna stop coming here. Or come more often. Pun intended.
hmmm, your vulgarity is jarring yet somehow intriguing -- kinda like driving by an accident -- you don't want to look - yet you have to
How can anyone not love a totally random post about pubes and Thanksgiving?
I'm hungry already.
I think I've seen that cartoon. Is it the one where the girls get completely split open and die? Demented. Simply demented.
This girl Once put her epilday on my arm and it yanked out some hair. I screamed like a 2 year old. The idea of waxing is terrifying. ouchy.
re flying penis monster : on any porn discussion site someone asks about good hentai (animated porn) and people always reply thier is on such thing as good hentai. It is all wrong.
You do know that "nads" is British slang for balls/bollocks/gonads/testicles don't you?
giggity giggity giggity, skeet skeet skeet.
Ok, first of all, it's weird that you have a post about waxing, cus I just tried it the other day (I got the boyfriend to yank it off because I was far too much of a pussy). It worked for me, but it hurt like hell and looked like alfalfa when it was all over. Also, I thought it would eliminate things like razor burn, but it really didn't.
Secondly, my stuffing didn't turn out today and I'm pissed off. And about forgetting that Canadians exist, I'm pretty sure people who come to my blog (and by "people" I mean "Americans" because they're they're the only "people" who seem to matter) leave as soon as they see the word "Canadian".
Third, I don't fucking know. Just be glad they don't have real live porn.
:-O THAT'S HENTAI! Japanese anime porn. I love that shit! It gets so fuckin' crazy, huh. It basically revolves around succubi and men that transform themselves into demons and rape 13 year old girls. I don't get it, because it's illegal to show pubic hair in Japanese nudie mags.. That's why those cartoons never show it. I think the movies that we get over here let us see everything and the ones they show over there, they usually blot out the pecker and cooch.
So, I guess that NADS (HAHA IRONIC!) didn't work, so you won't be in any HENTAI flicks, huh... DAMN.
OH YEAH... you're totally right about the "not knowing that there are other countries" thing. Most people don't even know where the Middle East or North Korea is... I'll prove it...
http://www.plsthx.com/Misc_videos/462_Who_Will_USA_Attack_Next.html
carrie, omgosh i did the same thing! well, i didn't think i missed thanksgiving, but i thought the blogger was going to be gone until after november cuz she said happy thanksgiving. not til i read another blog that said it was in canada!
nads doesnt work. its a waste.
I think I could use a bikini wax...carrie, would you like to show me how it's done?;)
That post was either REALLY hot or sympathy inducing. Or maybe both.
I always thought it was funny that they called that shit 'Nads' since it was for waxing. And it was created by those Aussi ladies, right? And someone said on here that the same slang term we know in the US is also in the UK, so one would think it would also exist in Austrailia, too.
Speaking of the Japanese, I was watching a pod on Current TV and it was about suicide in Japan. Like twice as many people die over there anually from suicide as they do in America or some shit like that. Its fucking crazy. They like build websites so people can meet others who are suicidal so they can commit suicide together. They close themselves in a van or something and seal it up and burn coal or some shit until they can't breath and they all die.
Maybe there IS something wrong with the Japanese. They just hide it well. Sneaky bastards!
-=The Prynce
Dude, Nads is a rip off from that Australian chick.... We have tried it and it is bogus! Gotta just bite the bullet and get out the ol' razor! BTW, We like this blog and you are pretty cool!
:(( Carrie, WTF is that picture of? WTF is wrong with her eyes? SCERRRRYYYY... :-SS I believe she has a bad case of eyeworms or conjuntivitis :-B
Ouch. Damn girl. Are ya ok? lol
tapeworm- dude, its been obscene. I had no idea how many people were actually dumb enough to use search terms like "naked 13 year old girls".
laurie- ow is right. and no, no it didn't. my mother thought it was absolutely hilarious. like call all your friends about it funny. I was in a world of pain for days :|
I'm kinda thinking that is not to be done at home. I'll be sticking to the razor from now on.
and thank you :)
shane- I wasn't being vulgar; it was the japanese!
dan- yeah thanksgiving rocks. pubes don't. I like cranberries.
jj- uh, its the one where theres lots of schoolgirl rape and flying penis monsters. and a machine that fucks people for hitler. somewhere hitler comes into the story. but I don't remember how.
rich- DUDE. HAHAHAH...I have no idea what I was thinking but I tried to use one of those things to tweeze my eyebrows once and the fucker caught a hold of the hairs and ripped off like half of my eyebrow. so then of course I had to do the other side too. I looked seriously funny for weeks and had to go to school like that and everything. oh god life sucked then.
yeah, tapeworm knows better than to bring any more anime into the house now. I hate that shit.
fruey- hahah..yeah, we say it here too. thats why I included the link to their shitty website so hopefully people would know I wasn't trying to say that my mom gave me some testicles :p
chef- thats probably one of those things where I should know what you were saying but I totally don't :( I suck
cd- ugh, yes. I wish I would have thought to ask for help. though I'm not sure he would have done much better job than me.
awww..sorry to hear about the stuffing. I fucked up some stuffing once. I put in way too much liquid and the bottom and the sides turned black but it was like pudding in the middle. ick.
hahah..actually, in my experience, canadians are far better bloggers than the rest of us.
but at times I do forget that the world extends farther than our borders.
dr fil- well if that video is any indication of the rest of their culture, I may have to agree with you.
danielle- why am I not surprised that you know all about it? :p
hahaha..I know where that shit is. I know where canada is too. but I just never think of them at all and then sometimes out of nowhere and I'm like, "OH YEAH. those other countries" ...its just too much for my fragile little mind to grasp.
jane- yeah I was rather confused and panicky for a minute :p nads hurt enough that it should've worked damnit.
diana- heh. I can show you how to remove your skin.
prynce- you're really into the jap porn, huh? and thanks for the sympathy; that shit really fucking hurt and all I got was LAUGHED AT around here ;) yeah its australian or something but I don't know if you know this and I really probably shouldn't admit that I do.. it tastes good! I read on the bottle that its made with all natural stuff and its "edible" and I was like NO WAY..so of course I ate it and it was actually good!
I heard japanese people kill themselves over getting bad grades and shit. like they really think they're fucking perfect or some shit. hilarious.
mike and michael- yeah, I just found that out myself. damnit. I was rather disappointed.
and thank you :)
danielle- hahaha..my banner pic is random. every time you reload the page a new pic will load. I don't know what is wrong with those eyes but they remind me of sissy spacek :-SS
shannon- eh..yeah :( I think so
aaron- hes not japanese, hes jewish. theres a difference.
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