"chickens are fo' wankers"
my mom got me some nads and I tried to "wax" my pubes off with it and I ripped the cloth off the wrong way and it immediately bruised up and drops of blood were forming around the follicles but no hair came off. so of course I tried it again.
I've been braising things which pretty much eliminates the need to chew and thats fine with me cos its one less thing, y'know. I totally freaked and thought I missed thanksgiving today cos I guess I've been reading canadian blogs and I totally didn't know they had their own thanksgiving.
like a true american, I sometimes forget theres other countries besides the united states.
I saw a cartoon with 30 foot penis monsters flying around raping 13 year old girls. what the fuck is wrong with the japanese?