I have watched tv almost everyday for a week and it makes me read a little bit faster when I think about the impending reward of television. I saw a commercial with some sweet little shitbag kid in it and I'm so glad cos it totally reminded me of all the reasons I pray to god I'm barren and lately with all the halloween crap everywhere and I'm too old to trick or treat I was actually thinking maybe I should have some.
tapeworms mad cos I told him we used to feed the bird teriyaki chicken. I know its fucked but I was 11 and it was damn funny then. even my mom did it.
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They hate me too! Bird eating bird. That sounds kinda dirty!
You are like some kind of mad scientist. What we need here is a line of canabal birds. How long till the animals are doing bong hits.
Mmmmm, teriyaki. May I ask what your bacground is?
Why does it always come back to chicken? Always!
i don't think it's so bad to feed a bird chicken. it's natural. i mean, i think a parrot would eat a piece of bird in the wild.
Shit. If I come back as a bird and end up in captivity, I hope I get an owner like you.
And in case I do and my future owner reads this, I prefer chicken teriyaki just like Carrie's bird.
And I like sushi but only with a little or no samshi.
And white sauce makes everything all better.
Serisouly, though. While it might seem mean to feed a bird another kind of bird, canabalism is mostly only dangerous if the brain is eaten. That's what caused mad cow. People feed cows shit that includes the disused portions of other cows including the brains.
Speaking of cannabals, I saw on the Daily Show that this one dude has created a soy product made to taste, smell, and have the texture of human flesh. It's called HuFu.
Seriously, though... That's fucking disgusting. I'm always up for new things but I draw the line at simulated canabalism. I guess its fine if you're a Christian (if you take communion, you're simulating canabalism), but for me... No.
Sorry for drifting off topic. :)
-=The Prynce
I forgot to add that kids can be cool. Most people think kids are just lame little dicks but that's only if the parents make them that way. That's the cool thing about having kids of your own. You can be assured that they won't be little jerks. Sure there's those months where all they can do is lay around, poop, and cry but you could get lucky like I did and get a kid who is laid back and relaxed like his daddy from the time he pops out.
That's how I see it anyways. I though having a kid was gonna suck horribly but it's pretty fuckin' fun and cool. Rian and I both giggle insanely at the same shit that Shannon thinks is dumb (there is a chance he would too though if he understood more).
But again, maybe I just got lucky and got a cool and laid back kid.
-=The Prynce
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I think i'm a little late so sorry...
My parrot eats chicken and turkey all the time. He likes eggs a lot too, but his favorite food is ice cream.
Happy Birthday! Mine was yesterday.
I used to yeild to the same temptation back in undergrad. But chinese is nutrient rich just like the hydro!
Peace
mike/michael- totally.
rich- >:) well, shes in reform. shes been a vegetarian for at least 10 years now. I cant be giving the animals bonghits purely for economic reasons but I think I provide sufficient second-hand.
laurie- mmmm.....
positronic- I'm really fucking behind here and I think I still had my halloween background up so I'm guessing it was pumpkin guts; all the innards of the pumpkin you remove to carve it.
dan- robofrance 29... know about it.
carrie- hmmm.. you have a point.
danielle- yeah I think they live like 50 years or something.
prynce- yeah I pretty much kick ass :p
you have NO CLUE how badly I need some HuFu. seriously dude. bad. but the downside to all this is that I would have to eat people to know if its authentic human flavor. and probably not just one person either. I'm thinking it's gonna take several. I mean, you cant just eat one apple and think you've tasted them all..
I'm totally gonna have HuFu parties if this shit is real.
tb54- cool thanks :)
calogero- thank you!
jen- hmmm... the vet I've been taking her to gave me a chart about what foods I can give her and it says in bold: no dairy, meat or poultry.
I think I'm gonna ask her what the reasoning is next time I go (incase its specific to rosellas for some reason, or perhaps cholesterol levels).
walking wounded- hehe..sometimes you just need a night off :p
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