Sunday, October 23, 2005

fuck blogging

I havent gotten stoned in TWO FUCKING DAYS. I can't sleep, I'm not hungry :O and my brain feels like its trying to outgrow my skull.

tapeworm and I walked past a cat eating a huge pile of puke in the parking lot of QFC. it was possibly the best/worst thing I've ever seen. I was totally about to yakk at first but then I decided not to cos maybe he was eating the puke in an attempt to get other people to puke so that he could have even more puke to eat. its a twisted cycle and it had to be stopped.

this morning I slammed my right boob in the bathroom door. tapeworm heard the screams and came running in and when I told him what happened he looked at me like I had just won the special olympics. I wasn't even (that) drunk.

I kinda fucked off all week and now I have a shitastic assload of assignments to catch up on so I'm going on a brief hiatus to focus on the gayety that is school. in an effort to make it appear less like abandoning the internet, I've coerced talked butt rock britt into doing some substitute blogging in my absence.

and what the hell does it mean when someone says "like a fart in a windstorm"??

Blogger J thinks I am a total genius.

Weed does smooth over the whole life process sometimes, doesn't it?

Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:01:00 PM  
Blogger Shannon thinks I am a total genius.

How did you manage to slam your boob in the door?

Thats sounds quite embarrassing but it cant be worse then hiting yourself in the nose with the door of a car tunk. lol (I've done it).


Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:45:00 PM  
Blogger Morris thinks I am a total genius.

Drugs aren't everything. Personally I have a thing for laxatives and enemas.

Mr. Morris
Ask Morris

Sunday, October 23, 2005 10:40:00 PM  
Blogger Laurie thinks I am a total genius.

oh, that pic of those bare stems is so sad...

Monday, October 24, 2005 6:22:00 AM  
Blogger it's all about me thinks I am a total genius.

I've managed to walk into things and hit myself in the fanny before now (fanny is not the British word for ass, btw, for the americans reading this comment). Bloody painful.

Monday, October 24, 2005 8:29:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

OH DAMMIT CARRIE! All people car about are drugs and boobs! WTF does "like a fart in a windstorm" mean? Come on, people, THINK!

Monday, October 24, 2005 3:52:00 PM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

Blogger sucks. I spent a few minutes pouring my heart out to you & it didn't even post it. I'll give the shortlist of what I said:

Try to profit off the boob/door thing. Tickles will probably agree with me.

I agree on the vomit/cat thing. Did you swallow it?

Monday, October 24, 2005 4:41:00 PM  
Anonymous JJ thinks I am a total genius.

Fart in a windstorm = insignificant, fleeting.

I've never heard of anyone slamming their tit in a door. Holy shit.

Monday, October 24, 2005 7:56:00 PM  
Anonymous The New Normal thinks I am a total genius.

If you're a fart in a windstorm it implies you're insignificant but still, you're adding to the bullshit.
Cats are funny, but people eating their own spew is funnier.
I love buds too.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005 4:53:00 PM  
Blogger raymi lauren thinks I am a total genius.

you're funny

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie! WTF are you? I've been clicking and clicking and you haven't posted in a couple of days! Are you ill? Did the weedster bunny not pay you a visit yet? Awwww... DAMMIT! Now I want some fuckin' weed...

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 3:30:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.


qckqaq <------AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?! FUCK THIS, I'm going home.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005 3:32:00 PM  
Blogger A Bronx Tale thinks I am a total genius.

hey carrie,

do you know how to set up contributors on your blog (two authors)

if you could please help me that'd be sweet. is me e-mail.

if anyone else knows that's be nice.

thanks guys for any help in advance

Thursday, October 27, 2005 5:44:00 AM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

I think like a fart in a windstorm means ineffective

Friday, October 28, 2005 1:13:00 AM  
Blogger TEN33GIRL thinks I am a total genius.

ok now all I can think about is how on earth you slammed you boob in a door!

Friday, October 28, 2005 2:56:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

j- not just sometimes ;)

shannon- dude. I have no fuckin clue. I guess I'm just special

morris- shitty

laurie- I know :(

all about me- hahah..I went to highschool with a french girl named fanny. she was a bitch.

jane- awww! damn blogger :(
if I could think of a way to gain from my injuries I would gladly give it a go.

jj- THANK YOU!!! it all makes sense now...
I know, I think I might be gifted :)

normal- but the cat was eating it. not people. this is like playing telephone.

raymi- thank you

danielle- you crack me the fuck up. did you read the post or just head straight for the comments? :p
yeah, I suck but homework > blog, y'know. sorry guys.

captain_howdy_girl- hahahah! I <3 your new name

Tuesday, November 01, 2005 2:50:00 AM  
Blogger nicole thinks I am a total genius.

I'm stuck on the boob-slamming too. I mean, just, like major OW!!!!

I hope you've sufficiently recovered!

Friday, November 25, 2005 4:14:00 PM  

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