Wednesday, September 07, 2005

bush don't care about white folk either

I am now in posession of one suspended credit card. I blame bush. he doesn't care about my financial situation. hes given them permission to go up and shoot me.

casey got his car impounded cos he decided that cops had better things to do than pull people over.

yep, he really said that.

but what he forgot to tell his passengers is that he was driving on a suspended license. when they asked him to step out of the vehicle, his pipe fell out of his pant leg and bounced off his shoe. I know I sleep better at night knowing this genius is out "being all he can be".

damn! tapeworm ate all the tuna casserole.

I am friends with bea arthur now so I guess myspace is not completely without redeeming value. if you have myspace, you should add me cos my self esteem is entirely contingent upon the number of friends I have.
don't worry; I'll only deny you if you suck :p

I gotta go rest up, cos today I'm getting paid to do for an hour what the rest of you do all day long: sit at a desk and eat donuts! but I don't have to deal with any clients or colleagues! sweet, huh? and I'm getting $1/minute.

Anonymous Bryan Edward Hill thinks I am a total genius.

I was going to battle your blog, but then I checked it out and dug it.



Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:55:00 AM  
Anonymous jane thinks I am a total genius.

donuts sound good!

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:58:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

haha..thanks bryan! I'm glad you liked it.

jane- yeah, thats what I thought too, but it wasn't that great. they had me compare 2 different donuts and they wanted me to take 14 bites and I started to get really sick from it cos they were rushing me and then they wanted to talk about it afterward, which I wasn't prepared for. normally I just fill out a questionairre and rate them against each other but they had all these hypothetical "if you were going to the store and both products were of equal price, would you pick one over the other? what could changes could be made by either company to make you favor their product over the competitor? blah blah..." yawn.
it made me a little grumpy. they should've warned me it was gonna be all "heavy participation" :p

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:58:00 AM  
Anonymous quack thinks I am a total genius.

An off topic comment:

Every time I see your picture, which happens only when I visit your blog, nasty thoughts pop into my head - and all I can think of is the many ways I want to fuck you.

That never happens elsewhere.

It's probably just plain weird.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:59:00 AM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

You too, huh?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Indeterminacy thinks I am a total genius.

That photo is indeed inspiring.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Rich Rosenthal II thinks I am a total genius.

but I gotta walk 2 miles to get my donuts, and usually i just have to smell them and think whistful thoughts about how id really like to but I shouldnt have one.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

You should stick with the sleep deprivation studies at the local college. You feel like crap, you start seeing things. Its like getting high without the calories.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:03:00 AM  
Anonymous calogero thinks I am a total genius.

casey got his car impounded cos he decided that cops had better things to do than pull people over. ..


what kind of donuts...

Krispy Kreme almost always make me feel sick after about a dozen or so...too sweet, but they go down so smooth that's the problem because they're so light. but seeing them made and swimming like a duck in that lard/oil ain't to pleasing. but they sure taste good.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:04:00 AM  
Anonymous The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

I'll probably die young because of Krispy Kreme. They've got these donuts with carmel in the middle and some sort of semi-crisp-like stuff on top and... Fuck yes.

But, yeah. It'll be my death because, though I typically eat somewhat healthy foods, but given a dozen of their donuts, I could probably take 'em out in under an hour (or less).

I used to go down to the beach with my friend Darrell and we'd take the bus to as close to McDonalds as we could get and we'd go there and eat then walk like half a mile to Krispy Kreme and take out like a half dozen each along with some milk (Strawberry for me) then we'd have to walk about another half mile to another bus stop and... That's not easy with a tummy full of sugar, donuts, and milk.
At least I think we went to McDonald's first... I don't remember. lol.

But... yeah. I'd kill someone in front of their own mother for some Krispy Kreme.

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 10, 2005 5:05:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

OMG ... are you a ....cop? Cause I'm stoned right now. :P

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:05:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

cop... get it. donuts. :-|

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:06:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

quack- thanks, I'm always jerking off to your pictures too.

..okay, that was a lie. I just wanted to reciprocate, y'know. anyhoo, keep whackin :p

tapeworm- what..jealous??

indie- coming from the authority on inspiring photos :) thank you

rich- eating donuts actually makes me kinda nauseous but I love the smell of them.

croaker- haha..WHAT?? you done lost your mind, I think :p
and what are you smoking that has calories?

calogero- raised kind. just plain with a glaze. krispy kreme over-glazes their shit. its waaay too sweet. I think a dozen is prolly enough to put you in a coma.

prynce- ugh..I'm getting all queasy just thinking about carmel filled donuts. I think I might be donutted out. you guys are crazy :p

danielle- you're totally nuts! I'm so glad your internets fixed. dork :)

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:42:00 PM  
Blogger Loy thinks I am a total genius.

My GOD you have a great style. I'm gonna add you to my list of stuff to read regularly.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005 10:38:00 PM  

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