Friday, September 16, 2005

nothings hotter than...

poor tapeworm drove for 2 hours with me puking up garlic into a plastic bag. then the car started to overheat downtown and he had to turn the vents on high and let all the hot air in which brought on a whole new wave of regurgitation.

I get motion sickness a lot actually. tapeworm and I were going to the keg one time and as soon as he parked I opened the door and yakked all over the place then we got back in the car and went home.

and then theres times when I don't have a car to blame it on...
I had one drink at scotts house before me and like 7 other people hotboxed the bathroom and when I got back outside on the deck I felt extra fucked up and started to spin so I leaned over the railing and threw up everywhere and some dudes were fighting down there and weren't paying attention and one of them walked right under it. I was laughing and puking at the same time. thats not easy to do.

I ended up passing out on his bathroom floor and people were stepping over me to use the toilet.

Blogger dark-forest thinks I am a total genius.

oh, im sorry to say, but that's HILLARIOUS!!!
that's what i always say - if you gonna throw up, might aswell be on someone else.
LOL...
great blog!

Friday, September 16, 2005 7:51:00 PM  
Blogger Rich Rosenthal II thinks I am a total genius.

Ok the picture is kinda wrong,its getting on her legs and stuff ewww.

Friday, September 16, 2005 10:14:00 PM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

What's your problem?! Their's nothing hot about puking! I'd rather be ass-fucked by a lit M-80.

I thought you'd say nothing's hotter than molestation.

...Wrong again...

I can't imagine how it must feel to a poor soul ilke yourself to puke often. I got bit by a truck on Christmas Day when I was in 4th day (not kidding!) and it wasn't as bad as puking!

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:15:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

df- thanks :) he didn't even get mad either. crazy, huh?

rich- yeah, that was the nastiest puke shot I found (that I haven't already posted :p). I couldn't hold out on you guys; I know you need the raw deal.

prynce- heh. no shit :p I was mocking you. but why did you think I would find molestation hot? thats slightly disturbing.
I don't puke a lot. maybe I made it sound that way, but riding in cars makes me nauseous often. I've only really thrown up from it 3 times.
mostly I just get a terrible headache and sleep it off.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:31:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

OMFG! Is that.... spaghetti she's puking up? Do Asians eat spaghetti? Maybe she didn't like Italian and she puked it all up. :-& I'd hate to puke over some sushi and kimshi (sp?)

The last time I barfed it was Thanksgiving. I had already eaten three times that day and at the end, I drank a whole hella lot of wine at my mom's. She was wanting up to watch some movie, but I was like, @-) Noooo... I don't feel so good, I think I'm going home. When we got home, my sis was there, and wherever she is, there's always weed. Yep. Wine and Weed... after about half an hour, I was in the bathroom puking up three Thanksgiving meals and wine. It was the most horrible puking session I've ever had. Thanksgivings since then have been much less glorified.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah I felt as though I was being mocked... lol. It's cool.

I was kidding about the molestation bit. Though you admit, it can be amusing.

Have you tried taking dramamine when you're going to be riding in a car? I think it works on motion sickness. If not, just pop a few of 'em. You'll feel pretty sleepy, but GREAT.

Even though you don't puke a lot, the fact that you puke even on occassion makes me seriously sympathetic towards you. I always feel like I'm gonna pass out when I puke. Along with the contents of my stomach comes my frickin' soul.

But only you could have so many people discussing your puking adventures. lol.

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 17, 2005 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger A.K.A.B.U. thinks I am a total genius.

fuck I am now sick to my stomach.....arrrrrrrggggg



hooooooooyyyyyaaaaaaa...slasshhh

Saturday, September 17, 2005 7:21:00 PM  
Blogger Zube Girl thinks I am a total genius.

Laughing and puking is SO much better than just straight up puking!

Saturday, September 17, 2005 8:06:00 PM  
Anonymous ticklebug thinks I am a total genius.

OMG.... I'm so speechless. LOL

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:23:00 AM  
Blogger the_strategy_freak thinks I am a total genius.

awesome! I can't wait to be 21! or drink illegally!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger K thinks I am a total genius.

Um, ew

Sunday, September 18, 2005 5:56:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

danielle- dude, some people think the chinese invented spaghetti (but they're wrong).
I swear nothing makes me sick faster than getting stoned when I'm too drunk. thats sooo lame. at least you had eaten a lot of food tho. I always end up puking on an empty stomach so its all bile and nastiness. garlic is by far one of the worst things I've puked up to date.

prynce- sorry, I just thought it would be funny to start the post like that since you had mentioned it. I really hadn't even noticed that you said it so much.

DUH. I'm such a fucking retard sometimes I didn't even think about that show when you said molestation. I was like..wow..what the hell.. :P

I've thought about taking dramamine, but I think I might have to take it like a couple hours before I wanted to go anywhere. thats not very feasible. but yeah, puking sucks. I totally feel like I'm gonna die every time I yakk.
people shouldn't be so prudish about puke, damnit. its funny and everyones done it.

blogger unknown- if yer gonna spew, spew into this

zube girl- haha.. yeah, I didnt even think it was possible

ticklebug- well, if you think of something, you know where to find me.

strategy freak- :-O hey dude.
well if you start skipping class, you'll run into the kids that drink. thats how I met all the right people in highschool ;)

k- oh, and I suppose you've never done it... :p

Monday, September 19, 2005 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

Oh it was funny! I was kidding! I didn't feel mocked. Not in a bad way at least. I was honored that I could, in some small way, inspire a part of a post. lol.

-=The Prynce

Monday, September 19, 2005 3:30:00 PM  
Blogger Toad734 thinks I am a total genius.

WTF??

Thursday, September 22, 2005 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger cher thinks I am a total genius.

you totally crack me up! i don't miss those days though...much lol!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 9:54:00 AM  

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