Monday, September 05, 2005

mackin with carrie

Mike Neil: Why hello
talk_to_carrie: hey
Mike Neil: So whos cooler then being cool?
Mike Neil: yup
Mike Neil: you are really smart!
talk_to_carrie: I try
talk_to_carrie: so whered you find me?
Mike Neil: on a hotel room floor vomitting?
talk_to_carrie: I think you got the wrong ho
Mike Neil: ho?
Mike Neil: Thats a very bad way to see women
talk_to_carrie: so's on the floor vomitting...
Mike Neil: you should have your mouth washed out with soap
talk_to_carrie: uh, no thanks
Mike Neil: yeah, i'd pass on that too
talk_to_carrie: instinct
Mike Neil: you watching prison break tonight?
talk_to_carrie: I don't watch tv
talk_to_carrie: I havent watched in at least 6 months. I have no clue whats going on in the world
Mike Neil: I find TV helps shut out the voices in my head telling me to do evil things
Mike Neil: such as clean the restroom, do my laundry
talk_to_carrie: heh..yeah, the internet works in similar ways for me
Mike Neil: I know you haven't been watching tv, did you hear how Castro has declared war on Sweden?
talk_to_carrie: uh, whos castro?
talk_to_carrie: whats sweden?
Mike Neil: Dictator of Cuba
Mike Neil: Sweden = country that hides nazi gold
talk_to_carrie: I thought cuba was an actor
Mike Neil: nah Cuba is a country Bush would like to forget about
talk_to_carrie: hmmm...funny, cos I'd like to forget about bush
Mike Neil: yeah he is a big moron who was given the all day lunch pass to the playground of life
talk_to_carrie: yeah his father was better. slightly.
Mike Neil: yeah, I wonder if his father's father could actually talk without someone having written what he said before hand
talk_to_carrie: well, they are from the south.
Mike Neil: that figures
Mike Neil: so, what are your plans for tonight?
talk_to_carrie: hmmm....I think I might smoke a few bongloads, take a shower, eat some pasta maybe play some hulk and crash out when the urge strikes
talk_to_carrie: busy day, y'know
Mike Neil: yeah
Mike Neil: as much as you hate bush, you are following in his footsteps
talk_to_carrie: oh yeah?
talk_to_carrie: then I guess Im set
Mike Neil: using drugs, loafing around, not doing anything productive
talk_to_carrie: but I'll be president some day, so whats to bitch about?
Mike Neil: not really, women can't rise to presidency
talk_to_carrie: right, I should prolly be baking some pie right now
Mike Neil: its a proven fact, watch hillary become a victem of a shooter from the grass nole
Mike Neil: what kind of pie?
talk_to_carrie: pecan
talk_to_carrie: or blueberry
Mike Neil: why should you be making it?
Mike Neil: having a bake sale?
talk_to_carrie: its womanly, y'know
talk_to_carrie: nope, just eating it all like a housewife
talk_to_carrie: thats what we're good for
Mike Neil: well, the good question is what does your man want you to make?
talk_to_carrie: he doesnt care, so long as I'm on my knees
Mike Neil: ha
Mike Neil: this has all gotten too silly
talk_to_carrie: too silly?
talk_to_carrie: is there such a thing as too silly?
talk_to_carrie: I dont think we've gotten silly enough..
Mike Neil: yeah a grown man when wears clown shoes to bed, now thats silly
talk_to_carrie: haha I got this crazy email about some guy who fucks his sister.
talk_to_carrie: they think I'm upset about it
talk_to_carrie: can you believe that?
talk_to_carrie: why would I care if you wanna fuck your sister?
Mike Neil: I don't have a sister
talk_to_carrie: I mean, we can still be friends
talk_to_carrie: I dont have a sister either
Mike Neil: what the hell are you talking about
Mike Neil: ?
talk_to_carrie: an email. what are you talking about?
Mike Neil: So, you got some strange email?
talk_to_carrie: yeah.
talk_to_carrie: from a guy named who goes by pappy. weird, huh?
talk_to_carrie: oops
talk_to_carrie: you know what i meant, huh?
Mike Neil: you are one crazy mofo
talk_to_carrie: whoa...really?
talk_to_carrie: so whered you find me?
Mike Neil: blogexplosion
talk_to_carrie: aha..
talk_to_carrie: whats yer blog?
Mike Neil:
talk_to_carrie: oh okay, I've read your stuff before
talk_to_carrie: interesting notes
Mike Neil: thanks
talk_to_carrie: you go by an alias, huh?
talk_to_carrie: or did you just link me to someone elses blog?
Mike Neil: Alias, the tv show?
talk_to_carrie: uh, alias, your fake name
talk_to_carrie: remember, I don't do tv
Mike Neil: oh yeah
Mike Neil: Well its all fake on the internet
talk_to_carrie: uh...
Mike Neil: even the orgasms in porn
talk_to_carrie: wouldn't know about that
Mike Neil: I figured
talk_to_carrie: so whats yer real blog?
Mike Neil:
talk_to_carrie: look, its not like I've got real important shit to do, but youre just wasting my time
Mike Neil: okay
Mike Neil: my real site is here:
talk_to_carrie: nice talking to ya mike
Mike Neil: mike?

Anonymous Rich Rosenthal II thinks I am a total genius.

This is why I never long into yahoo messenger. that and the scam artists / web cam gils all trying to get your credit card info and check out the nudie site.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:35:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

heheh..this guy tried to fuck with me once before but I didn't realize it until I went to copy the log that there had been a previous conversation. it was sometime in june and he tried to tell me he found me through a porn site.
he is no match for my wit :p

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Pappy thinks I am a total genius.

I guess I met my match, and thanks for the reminder, I forgot we had a past.

Mackin with Pappy

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:38:00 AM  
Anonymous athooks thinks I am a total genius.

Hey baby, watcha doin' later tonight?

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

he obviously did not know who he was trying to fuck with.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:40:00 AM  
Anonymous The_Sphinx thinks I am a total genius.

That was a really interesting conversation,anyway just want to say i love your blog,the best is contracting a tapeworm,its my second favirote romance story,right next ot the princess bride.Oh just so you know i am a friend of shannons thats how i found your blog.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:41:00 AM  
Anonymous The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

I went mostly TV free for a while shortly after my relationship started with my ex, Christy. I'd watch something on TV Land or something for 30 minutes before bed but that's it. I did a lot of talking to her and research on things online and reading 'naughty' things by Marx, Engles and Machiavelli.
And like a year before that I was online almost every waking hour and didn't watch.

But now I'm addicted to a few shows so it's impossible. Aqua Teen's a must as are a few other shows (though their seasons are now rapping up). I'd probably not watch TV much at all in the Winter months if not for football.

So do you think that guy's joking or that he's truly stupid enough to think he saw you on a porn site? Or did you secretly do porn back in the day? SEND IT TO ME!
But seriously, its so annoying when people are stupid.

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:42:00 AM  
Anonymous The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

Ah ok I get it now. lol. I read his blog. It's kinda cool. I'm thinking about robbing his idea. lol.

I actually used to do similar pranks/mind-fucks but I never thought of actually posting them somewhere. I always just sent the logs to friends for shits and giggles.

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Zube Girl thinks I am a total genius.

Heh. Too funny.

Whenever random people chat with me, I ask dumb ass questions like, "Do you think butterflies fart?" and "Do you eat banana peels?" until they get really confused, and leave me alone.

If they stick around, I figure they're in for a good conversation and not just cybersex.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:44:00 AM  
Anonymous veggiebabe4 thinks I am a total genius.

that was a funny chat, thanks for sharing

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

He he... you hoodwinked pappy. I will bear you children... when you've given birth to them. And not all day.

Yeah, you know, it's more like I'll look out for you children.

Or be around them.

Or not. Definetely not. But it's the thought that counts.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:46:00 AM  
Anonymous bucher thinks I am a total genius.

i'm not too sure you'd be fit to be president. in fact i'm quite positive.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Ask Me thinks I am a total genius.

Hey fuck you! Carrie'd be a great president. Stoners would be the best presidents 'cause they wouldn't give a damn about crap that didn't involve them. Plus I've never really met a dishonest stoner. When they say they can't remember something, you know its true.

Run, Carrie! I'll back you.

And c'mon... If Dubya can be president, my 10 month old son could be. He layed around mooching off of daddy in a coke and alcohol induced haze until he thought it a good idea to be governor of Texas.

-=The Prynce

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:48:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

hehe..yep, I'm pretty smooth :p
thanks pappy; I had a good laugh.

aaron- vomitting on a hotel room floor. but I'll leave the light on for you...

croaker- heh..they never do :p

sphinx- thank you! I cant sum up 4 years of my life every day, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

prynce- tapeworms not down with me sending out the videos anymore :( sorry.
yeah, pappys got some funny shit on his page. I dig it. hes found some real dim bulbs before.

zube girl- haha..thats a good plan. I figgered "well, if its not pappy, I'm sure the hell gonna freak this guy out talking about sister fuckers". :p

veggie- I couldn't hold out on you guys :) glad you enjoyed it.

thomas- I dont want to have any kids, but if you wanna give my piggie carrots that would be good too. I don't know what to think about your email. I understand your frustration and my suggestion to you is get an oven mit :)

bucher- unsolicited feedback always appreciated. congratulations on time well spent.

prynce in disguise- hey thanks for defending my presidential qualities. whats the world come to when a girl gets her presidential ability doubted by anonymous strangers. pshaw.. :p
believe it or not, I actually write this shit myself. and its a crapload better than anything thats ever spewed out of gdubs mouth. but maybe if I had a few monkeys (no offense thomas) to write my speeches, I could sound like a total fucking moron too.
whoops. there went my mouth.

Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:49:00 AM  

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