Tuesday, September 20, 2005

chicken titties

dont listen to anything tapeworm has to say. hes bleeding from his vagina right now and he doesn't think chickens can fly.
hes a nag and I will wear shoes when I feel like putting on shoes okay? fuck.

I kinda had a little tantrum earlier but then I took a nap and had this fucked up dream where I was still living at my parents house and I was definitely going to jail for stealing the neighbors tv and making out with a highschool kid I don't even like.

I feel so dirty.

Anonymous Merplesag thinks I am a total genius.

I love you - wanna...you know...?

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 5:14:00 AM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

that chickee looks like it's flying flying flying

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger The Prynce thinks I am a total genius.

Yeah... They can't fly. Alice Cooper thought they could, too, which lead to the famous 'Alice Cooper / Chicken' incedent.

Fuck shoes.

I had a dream a few nights ago that Larry King died... But he did his on memorium show. Only he looked like he was started to decay or something. Its all sort of a haze now.

-=The Prynce

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 12:51:00 PM  
Blogger dan thinks I am a total genius.

I had a dream the other night that this girl I know told me she was going to be pregnant by Monday. She wasn't pregnant yet, but was going to be in the next two days.

I thought to myself: you don't even have a boyfriend... that might take some work.

And chickens can fly. Feed them candy corn instead of regular and watch the fun!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 1:23:00 PM  
Blogger athooks thinks I am a total genius.

Fuck, is ol' tapeworm Japanese? I hate it when people tell me to take off the shoes in house. I always say "Fuck, what are you Japanese?" Then they get pissed and look at me like I am a racist. I am. I hate white people.


Wednesday, September 21, 2005 2:12:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

merplesag- hmmm...that depends.. are you still in highschool?

jane- yep. theres the proof.

prynce- um..YES they can fly. the majority of chickens cannot fly because they're genetically modified to grow huge titties that even their legs cant support. if you care to learn more, please watch the video narrated by bea arthur. its not pleasant. more to be found in my sidebar under the heading "still hungry?".

dan- getting knocked up without a boyfriend is not difficult at all.

aaron- nope, hes a white boy. he wanted me to put my shoes ON but he was nagging at me and I was like "what the fuck, yo. I'm getting to it" and he kept it up so I took all my clothes off and said "what now bitch?"

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 2:16:00 PM  
Blogger Zube Girl thinks I am a total genius.

"he's bleening out of his vagina right now"

Zube Boy does this sometimes, too. Either that, or his pussy hurts.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 3:34:00 PM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

GOD DAMMIT TAPEWORM! Chickens can fly...for a minute.

He sounds like he needs extra super bulky feels like a diaper tampons.

Thursday, September 22, 2005 5:12:00 PM  

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