Monday, September 19, 2005

my mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce

my uncle loaned his car to a homeless junkie who ended up crashing it into a bus. and now they live together.

I think my aunt is dead. no one has seen or heard from her in over 4 months and no one seems concerned with that but me.

taya and I went to a party at this dude eugenes house that we had art class with in highschool and eugene was like "taya, can I ask why you're not wearing any pants?" but she was wearing pants tho.

I was supposed to go to their house for new years eve and meet some guy called righteous john who was like his dad and his mom and sister who he said don't like white people but I got the flu and cancelled on him and he wont talk to me anymore cos he thinks I made that up to get out of it.

instead I laid around on my couch all sickly until some scumbag friend of my dads came over with his ratty ass throw away kids and the second I got up to use the bathroom they took over my couch and I came out all "what the fuck" when they didn't get up and they straight up ignored me, yo.
I had to sit on the fucking arm of my own goddamn couch with the flu and listen to his 8 year old daughter compulsively clear her throat for 6 hours.

ehmhrm. ahehm. erhrmh. hehrm. aherhm. hrehghermh. eherhm.

Blogger Miss Krys thinks I am a total genius.

No way did a homeless dude really do that to your uncle's car?!?

Monday, September 19, 2005 11:50:00 PM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl thinks I am a total genius.

Oh man I hate kids. I'm sorry about your aunt.

PS: I think snoop dog wrote my word verification "ihaazl"

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

carrie, honestly i just feel like crying. but my sinus infection isn't really letting me. but your last 2 entries along with all this NYPD Blue i've been watching, toss in the fact that i wish either beer/whiskey or someone i like would pop out of my computer's face (as Andy Sipowictz so lovingly called a monitor while threatening to punch it, respectively)and hang out with me cause it's 4:21am and it's about time to hardcore dose on some daytime tylenol cold n sinus, the human condition strikes me as so beautifully flawed i'm almost glad to be a part of it at this exact day, time, and age...

kiss the children with lead lips as we shower them with the radiation of love.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 1:19:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

Wait a minute... you're aunt was in the car with the homeless dude?

Man, if some rattie-ass kids came and sat on MY couch when I had the flu, I'd puke all over them and tell them to GET THE FUCK OUT! Damn kids.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 6:08:00 AM  
Blogger Thomas, the Retarded Monkey thinks I am a total genius.

Kids are such a waste of space. You can't live with 'em, and you can't make decent hamburger meat from them.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 6:10:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

krys- thats what my grandpa said.

veggie- yeah, I hired him for the word verification. its temporary until he gets back on his feet.
kids suck. hopefully I'm wrong about my aunt, but thank you.

xor444- I've never really seen that show but I dig beer.

danielle- no, thats 2 separate incidents. ugh..I can't begin to tell you how much it sucked to live with my parents. I went to jail a lot for doing shit just like that.

thomas- kids should be ground into dog food :)

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 1:09:00 AM  
Blogger DIE! DIE! thinks I am a total genius.

Kids are so fuckin irritating! They think they can do whatever the fuck they want! Anyway, how come your family isn't worried about your aunt??

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 10:31:00 AM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

phlegm. ick!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 10:52:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

diana- fuck yeah kids are lame. I wrote a post to explain why no one cares if my aunt is dead.

jane- I KNOW!! I could've killed her...

Wednesday, September 21, 2005 5:32:00 PM  

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