poor tapeworm drove for 2 hours with me puking up garlic into a plastic bag. then the car started to overheat downtown and he had to turn the vents on high and let all the hot air in which brought on a whole new wave of regurgitation.
I get motion sickness a lot actually. tapeworm and I were going to the keg one time and as soon as he parked I opened the door and yakked all over the place then we got back in the car and went home.
and then theres times when I don't have a car to blame it on...
I had one drink at scotts house before me and like 7 other people hotboxed the bathroom and when I got back outside on the deck I felt extra fucked up and started to spin so I leaned over the railing and threw up everywhere and some dudes were fighting down there and weren't paying attention and one of them walked right under it. I was laughing and puking at the same time. thats not easy to do.
I ended up passing out on his bathroom floor and people were stepping over me to use the toilet.
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Ok the picture is kinda wrong,its getting on her legs and stuff ewww.
df- thanks :) he didn't even get mad either. crazy, huh?
rich- yeah, that was the nastiest puke shot I found (that I haven't already posted :p). I couldn't hold out on you guys; I know you need the raw deal.
prynce- heh. no shit :p I was mocking you. but why did you think I would find molestation hot? thats slightly disturbing.
I don't puke a lot. maybe I made it sound that way, but riding in cars makes me nauseous often. I've only really thrown up from it 3 times.
mostly I just get a terrible headache and sleep it off.
OMFG! Is that.... spaghetti she's puking up? Do Asians eat spaghetti? Maybe she didn't like Italian and she puked it all up. :-& I'd hate to puke over some sushi and kimshi (sp?)
The last time I barfed it was Thanksgiving. I had already eaten three times that day and at the end, I drank a whole hella lot of wine at my mom's. She was wanting up to watch some movie, but I was like, @-) Noooo... I don't feel so good, I think I'm going home. When we got home, my sis was there, and wherever she is, there's always weed. Yep. Wine and Weed... after about half an hour, I was in the bathroom puking up three Thanksgiving meals and wine. It was the most horrible puking session I've ever had. Thanksgivings since then have been much less glorified.
Yeah I felt as though I was being mocked... lol. It's cool.
I was kidding about the molestation bit. Though you admit, it can be amusing.
Have you tried taking dramamine when you're going to be riding in a car? I think it works on motion sickness. If not, just pop a few of 'em. You'll feel pretty sleepy, but GREAT.
Even though you don't puke a lot, the fact that you puke even on occassion makes me seriously sympathetic towards you. I always feel like I'm gonna pass out when I puke. Along with the contents of my stomach comes my frickin' soul.
But only you could have so many people discussing your puking adventures. lol.
-=The Prynce
Laughing and puking is SO much better than just straight up puking!
OMG.... I'm so speechless. LOL
Um, ew
danielle- dude, some people think the chinese invented spaghetti (but they're wrong).
I swear nothing makes me sick faster than getting stoned when I'm too drunk. thats sooo lame. at least you had eaten a lot of food tho. I always end up puking on an empty stomach so its all bile and nastiness. garlic is by far one of the worst things I've puked up to date.
prynce- sorry, I just thought it would be funny to start the post like that since you had mentioned it. I really hadn't even noticed that you said it so much.
DUH. I'm such a fucking retard sometimes I didn't even think about that show when you said molestation. I was like..wow..what the hell.. :P
I've thought about taking dramamine, but I think I might have to take it like a couple hours before I wanted to go anywhere. thats not very feasible. but yeah, puking sucks. I totally feel like I'm gonna die every time I yakk.
people shouldn't be so prudish about puke, damnit. its funny and everyones done it.
blogger unknown- if yer gonna spew, spew into this
zube girl- haha.. yeah, I didnt even think it was possible
ticklebug- well, if you think of something, you know where to find me.
strategy freak- :-O hey dude.
well if you start skipping class, you'll run into the kids that drink. thats how I met all the right people in highschool ;)
k- oh, and I suppose you've never done it... :p
Oh it was funny! I was kidding! I didn't feel mocked. Not in a bad way at least. I was honored that I could, in some small way, inspire a part of a post. lol.
-=The Prynce
WTF??
you totally crack me up! i don't miss those days though...much lol!
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