Wednesday, September 14, 2005

mark it 8, dude

there are few things more irritating than when tapeworm looks over here all, "my god, how many windows do you have open?!"

6 tabs is not excessive, damnit. just turn around.


I'm kinda thinking we should break into the apartments next door to use their pool but tapeworm says thats probably not the best idea I've ever had. I don't really think we have another option tho.

8 comments:

Alien said...

Dear Alien,
I wish... I wish... I wish I were a fish...

Rich Rosenthal II said...

I'm going to have to agree with tickles. They will just know it was you.

Anonymous said...

I, being the law abiding pirate i be, suggest not breaking in... it is poor form... if it was a hotel... shoots... but apartments are too homey to invade...

BA~~4

Danielle said...

Well, you didn't die from the oranges. WhereTF did you get 15 cans of Mandarin oranges? Those things cost too much for me to go and buy 15 cans. You SUCK. I LOVE MANDARIN ORANGES! I would def. break in and go swimming. Fuck em. Carry a can of spray paint, too. Tickles would be angry at me for being such a damn bad influence...that's why the parent's around my old neighborhood would shut their kids in the house whenever I came around....and they thought my mom was a witch. A real one.

Pause said...

Six tabs, you light weight. I always have six or more tabs two different browsers and various other programs running.

The Prynce said...

Holy shit. I'm an idiot. I thought you had actual windows open... Glass paned, I mean.

6 is fine! I have 8 tabs open now and a few other windows, too. Yeah it makes my PC a little slower, but I gots ta multi-task!

And I also thought you were saying the apartment next door (not a different building, even) had a pool and... that didn't make any sense.

What the hell's wrong with me today? I'm illiterate... temporarily.
It's probably that bitch of a sinus infection I've got from playing in a fucking ocean and pool during a hurricane or even the hurricane and shit itself.

But I dunno... If you got caught, you could flash the person who catches you. If its a straight dude or a lesbian, they'll dig it and let you go. If it's a straight woman or a gay dude, they'll either be frightened of your partial nudity/love pillows and run away crying, or change the workings of their mind and want you and possible other females from that point forward.

Or they might call the cops.

That'd actually be funny to be arrested for swimming in someone else's pool (Or at least trespassing but it would be funnier to say you were arrested for swimming in another's pool). So while I advise against it, if you do it and get caught and arrested, you'll have to audioblog it.

-=The Prynce

The Prynce said...

lol, swimming in a neighbor's poo.

-=The Prynce

carrie said...

alien- be more specific; fish is a broad term.

rich, jeff- you're not down for the cause :(

rich- they wont know unless I get caught.

jeff- a law abiding pirate??! I thought pirates were down! its not like I have to go in anyones unit..its got its own area, y'know.

danielles down! (of course :p) hell yeah dude, it takes more than a few bad oranges to fuck me up. I got em at the grocery outlet so I was kinda asking for trouble, really. I knew better, we call that place the grocery outdate. I shoulda looked closer. I'm not trying to fuck their shit up! I just want to swim.

croaker- I KNOW! tapeworms all cuckoo over it. he thinks Im gonna break the fucking internet or blow up my computer or some shit.
I gotta multi-task yo.

aaron- THIS ISN'T NAM!!
ITS BOWLING; THERE ARE RULES!

prynce- damn. sinus infections are the gay. hope you're feeling better soon. and yes if I ever go to jail I will find a way to audioblog :p but I'm not flashing any girls, I've had my share of obsessed dykes :-&

df- yes, completely insane ;)

balthazar- what? you don't like to swim in your neighbors poo??