"drunk by noon, but that's okay; I'll be president someday"
I am officially white trash. on our way to butt rock britt's shithole and saw a recliner just chillin out in the alley and I have no chairs in my apartment, so we turned around and carried that bitch home. hehe..yeah, I'm that ghetto.
britt's been calling every 20 minutes since 8a cos he bought a computer for $80 that can't handle running antivirus and firewall software at the same time. he thinks tapeworm's gonna pull a miracle out of his ass or something. we were there for 5 hours last night and his house smells like old sandwiches. whoever he bought that shit from must've clicked every fucking driveby download that ever popped up through IE. spysweeper found 130 programs and spyware cookies and over 400 traces in less than 3 minutes. hes freaking out cos he wants to play online poker tournaments and he's too butt rock to use the internet.
I'm going swimming tuesday!! in a river!
hehehh...I'm gonna pee in it.