Wednesday, August 03, 2005

pincushion

somebody asked me if I was on drugs today.
hehehh. is it that obvious?

when I was in highschool I dated this dude named ky (like kyle) whose dad passed him around to all his friends as a young boy and he was super fucked up and hated men and my parents kicked me out cos he would sneak up in my room at night. my dad told him "I don't want you sleeping with my daughter" and I was like omg.

my first night being "homeless" we stayed at some cab drivers apt who fell asleep in his room with the door open watching gay porn at high volume. I didn't sleep at all. the night after that we stayed at another middle aged gay mans apt who seemed less than thrilled to have me there.

the next day I took acid for the first time with a girl named noelle that I met at dennys and thats when I realized my boyfriend was gay. I have no idea why he was with me, but I'm positive he was fucking those dudes in exchange for a place to stay. noelle was way cooler than him anyway and I had never done drugs before so we took off all our clothes and ran down broadway at like 2p.

I saw a blind guy on the bus wearing glasses. maybe I'm just a dick, but I thought it seemed pretty redundant.

Blogger Altaf thinks I am a total genius.

woah, that sure is some story, you cant make shit like that up.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 5:05:00 PM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

"Awwwww, what the Fuck? That's some bullshit..."

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 5:52:00 PM  
Blogger Friends of McDougal thinks I am a total genius.

And I've now engaged in a battle of the blogs vs. this.

I'm damn well doomed. Doomed, I tell you.

Seriously, though. You must have encountered McDougal in your travels though, right?

I mean ... a gal like you ... seems you get around.

Ya'll might run in similar circles.

You can't miss McDougal. he's a big fella. Got a glass foot and a patch over his right nipple -- the result of an intense battle against a rabid puma in the Rwenzori Mountains back in '84.

The man's a real carnivore, too.

once saw him eat a whole convent. Wrapped them up in a piece of dry white toast and went to town.

But he's a gentle spirit. Loves cats and trees and babies.

Be gentle. that's all I'm sayin'.

Be gentle.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 6:35:00 PM  
Blogger Tickles_Tapeworm thinks I am a total genius.

Hey, are you talkin' about Bill Brasky?

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 6:38:00 PM  
Blogger Friends of McDougal thinks I am a total genius.

Sir, I know Bil Brasky. Served with him in 'Nam. McDougal is no Bill Brasky.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 6:46:00 PM  
Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie your blog is interesting to read but I have to admit a little sad.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 6:48:00 PM  
Blogger Friends of McDougal thinks I am a total genius.

Two votes ... ouch.

Perhaps I should seek another line of work.

Fishmongering maybe.

Yes. Fishmongering.

Damn that Internet. Damn it to hell.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 6:51:00 PM  
Blogger Suzi thinks I am a total genius.

Carrie, sometimes (often!) I shake my head when I read your blog, but you are just so. . .likeable.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 8:35:00 PM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

lol who is friends of mcdougal?

carrie, was the blind guy wearing reading glasses or sunglasses? i think reading glasses would be redundant.
needed the laughs tho.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

altaf- yep, I'm pretty cool.

"tix"- hahahahahha...wow.

friend of mcdougal- yeah, you know I gets around. of course I know that fool. he can't ever call a nigga tho.

croaker- it makes me sad that blind people can't see too :(

suzi- thanks! thats so ironic cos I often shake my head while I'm writing it. maybe we're twins!

jane- I thought we was all friends of mcdougal...
and yeah, they were like prescription kind. weird, huh?

Thursday, August 04, 2005 12:25:00 AM  
Blogger x0r thinks I am a total genius.

i spoke with a REALLY WAKED OUT, I MEAN SERIUOSLY WACKED, chick named Noelle here in Atlanta. She was friends (?) with my x, i don't know, they were friends in the way that ppl that do drugs are friends which isn't all that friendly really...
anyway, this story is bizarre cause this /really/ REALLY sounds like the same chick... Noelle... not a particularly common name and the world is a smaaaallll place. ya nevvvvver know........

Thursday, August 18, 2005 12:30:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

yeah, she's that kinda girl (drug buddy) and I havent seen her in years so I assume she has relocated.
hmmm...weird, huh?

Thursday, August 18, 2005 3:00:00 AM  

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