Monday, August 29, 2005

"ya hungry, girl?"

it is not cute to post entire flickr accounts of your double chin. seriously. but I wouldn't expect you to know that.
after all, I'd be surprised if you could see anything around that thing growing off your face (god, I hope it's malignant).
at first I was puzzled as to how a water buffalo like yourself got such an ego, but then I noticed that you surround yourself with nothing but dateless middle aged horse-faced bitches and you were the only one who'd managed to trick a man into marrying you.
I realize you don't have any children of your own to abuse and thats probably why you try to throw your (immense) weight around in any way you can with perfect strangers.

a suggestion if I might:
next time you're having a bad day, try running stairs instead of your mouth.

fuck you oprah ;)

Blogger Croaker thinks I am a total genius.

You complimenting a friend of yours?

Monday, August 29, 2005 4:53:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle thinks I am a total genius.

OOOOHHH was that an insult? OMG Carrie, kick his ass! I hate it when Oprah does her "Favorite Things" show. It makes me just wanna jump through the t.v. and ring her fat neck. I wanna plasma screen TV! I wanna one of those things that you put like 1000 songs on it and listen to! I WANT A WHOLE LIVING ROOM SUIT! So, FUCK YOU, OPRAH!

Monday, August 29, 2005 3:44:00 PM  
Blogger jane thinks I am a total genius.

*GASP*

Carrie, go on my blog & take the pulp fiction test pleaseeeee. i want to see what character you'd be. i'm the psychotic nut, honey bunny. no surprise there.

Monday, August 29, 2005 4:43:00 PM  
Blogger Nick thinks I am a total genius.

I'd marry that slut.

Monday, August 29, 2005 5:34:00 PM  
Anonymous nick thinks I am a total genius.

Like I said before... I'd marry that slut.

C'mon... I shouldn't have to repeat myself :)

Damn hackers...

Friday, September 09, 2005 5:24:00 PM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

I think "steadman" may have beat you to it :(

...or maybe it was dave chappelle.

Friday, September 09, 2005 5:25:00 PM  

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