Sunday, July 10, 2005

bob is the gay

I tried to microwave a banana and it caught on fire.

a couple years ago at hempfest we were sitting in the grass getting fucked up and vajohnna got in a fight with 3 lesbians cos he kept saying homobowl.
he was like, "what? that's what it's called" but they wouldn't shut the fuck up so he started throwing ice cubes at them and told them they looked like a pack of hot dogs that got microwaved too long.

there was a postcard in the mailbox yesterday for the people who used to live here

A reminder that Sydney is now overdue for the following:

3/19/2005 Fecal Flotation

Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

smokin' banana peels, nothin' feels real........

why were you trying to microwave a banana?

Sunday, July 10, 2005 8:09:00 AM  
Blogger carrie thinks I am a total genius.

I wanted to bake banana bread and they weren't ripe enough.

Sunday, July 10, 2005 8:15:00 AM  

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